The Luv Doc

Nobody’s eating Pujols, not even if he parks a hundo this year.

Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem

There’s probably a decent La Quinta in Lubbock

People didn’t move here for the meatpacking jobs

The progressive concept of bodily autonomy seems to have taken a tenacious hold on the local female populace

Also, a tip of the hat to humiliation as well

The kind of memory that burns brightly for all eternity

When you gotta go you gotta go!

Wherein the Luv Doc engages in some easy moralizing

Two is plenty, thank you