The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc’s Hawt Tipz for #backtoskool

Maybe it’s time to ditch the astrolabe

I like some milk that takes its time oozing out of the jug … like toothpaste … or soft serve … or that refrigerated premade cookie dough the lazy parents always get

He was always in a hurry

Men are really sensitive about women’s hair

Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?

Sometimes it’s hard to know where familial obligation ends and parasite-induced mental psychosis begins