The Luv Doc

Honestly, a class action suit is probably in order

Call me bitchy if you want. Just do it from a distance.

Mostly unfettered by the haze of inebriation

Make a pot of coffee. You’re going to need to focus.

A place previously known only for its stray dogs and meth labs

You can’t expect starving people in buckle shoes to make smart choices

You know … like masturbation … only messier

That is a crime against humanity, so stop it

You don’t have a housecleaning problem

Or how to develop resting bitch face

Send him down to Camp Dry Hole and train him up yourself

And they say broadcast TV is dead