Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

When Ozzy Osbourne left Black Sabbath in 1979, Michael Bolton was considered a possible replacement

The first gratuitous use of an umlaut for a rock band

Concerning beans, pods, snow, wind, rain, hedgehogs, and perfect chopsticks

One of the molecules in your lungs came from Caesar’s last breath

Waiting around for pots to boil, Spock’s home world, and a fecund brain in a petri dish

Ford was Leslie Lynch, a scientific truth about horses, nuclear tests on the moon, and calculus

Snickers, ‘Sneakers,’ Singapore, and ‘Notes on Nationwide Dialing’

Deadly dental plaque, world’s wealthiest pals, and burnt matches on an ironing board

Malnutrition in Iraq, hot dogs in the United States, Ketu will change into Virgo, and D&D at least once a month

Taking the bark off banana trees with slippers and four tons of potatoes

Weight Watchers, Teflon, Jacqueline Kennedy, and the average house

Lawrence Welk sells out