Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Poisonous frogs and British smiles

Dead hair and Nixon’s psychic

Neutral Switzerland, zircon crystal, shampoo, Turkmenistan, and Type-B Men

It’s raining men

Scissors, elephants, truck noises, lawnmowers, frogs, and 1/100th of a second

Taxes on hats, boots, beehives, basements, chimneys, birth, souls, and beards

There are more chickens than people waiting six months at a red light

Slow growing lobsters and dog leash death for Bonapartes

Lindsey Wagner, Atlantic tsunamis, Mount St. Helens, and Condoleezza Rice

Hydrogen-fueled Hummers and coffee beans in animal droppings

Les Diables Bleus, moonquakes, and a Tunnel of Fudge Cake