Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The first annual Auto Glass Industry Technician Olympics will be held Oct. 17-18, 2005, at the Rio All Suites Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas

Drug makers, belly dancing, and Harrison Ford

Klaatu, Barada, and Nikto

24,000 metal knife-shaped objects of unknown origin and purpose

LSD, chess, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, and 12 pianos

Tom Cruise hates e-mail

Nicolas Cage, albacore tuna, remote viewers, and the Shah of Iran

Sex, oil, bikes, booze, and plasma

Next year the United States will spend as much on defense as the rest of the world combined

Kim Cattrall vs. a monkey

Gyroscopic forces of spinning wheels don’t keep a bicycle upright