Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Resisting enemy interrogation, government- subsidized health care, and hula dancing

Advice from Butterball and Thanksgiving history

A wholphin, some Harp seal milk, and 1 quadrillion operations a second

Patton fifth in the five; and other great veterans

Arcane ephemera from the bespectacled one

Arcane trivia of the damnned!

Shark defense from the one-armed bandit

The rapture: gone like the wind

‘Star Wars’ and Honey Mushrooms

Strange ranchfellows; and the real king of the Jews?

Ben Franklin & Gandhi battle it out with Franciscans

Dachshunds, Delta, Dodgers, dance floor, and ham drippings