Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Spongebob Squarepants, sloppy signifying, and stunning cell-block statistics

Cricket fights, cousins, and birds

Deadly decompression, tired tuna, wolfberry the “red diamond,” and Stroganov in Siberia

Newt Gingrich, Southern Baptists, and food poisoning

Deep sea diving, absinthe, and Lucy Liu

Bullets, birds, and Booth

OK in Ukraine, Negative decibels in Hawaii, Walt Whitman in Manhattan, and people in Yemen

Bill, James, Lance, Tom, Burt, Ken, Festus, and Tommy

Souls saved, bulletproof vests and suspension bridges made from goat’s milk, and gluttonous lighting

Horseshit, oarfish, toothpaste, cheese spread, and mouse traps