Luv Doc

Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us

People are just no damn good

There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating

There’s a pretty good chance that the robot uprising is probably just around the corner

Faking an orgasm is sort of like going to your happy place and finding an exercise bike

Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?

Not only is the glass half empty, it’s got a hole in the bottom and it’s leaking poison

What is needed here is not some sort of grand gesture

It’s a wonder Jesus didn’t crucify himself

This isn’t about fashion

It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar

Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs