Luv Doc

There are certain smells that even love can’t overcome

The Luv Doc is not not conned by the deluded nostalgics who claim that turkey is their favorite meat

How many long, luxurious bubble baths can a man take?

Never discount the sexual voraciousness of a pimply-faced teenager

No, it probably isn’t

Sweet T is the name of an Irish boxer with fake front teeth and sleeve tattoos

Adequate is an adjective that has never inspired anyone in any way ever

What doesn’t take two thumbs, both eyes, and the lives of innocents?

Polyamory, like communism, is much harder in practice than in theory

There is no glory in Wichita

Not everything you hear is true

There’s nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart