Luv Doc

If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint

Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about

Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you

Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco

Dragging someone out of black hole is never easy

Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster

Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do

Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement

Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC

The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator

An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence

An affirmation of already existing opinions