Luv Doc

Way worse than robots

Any wedding planner who claims to actually know the difference between shrimp and flamingo is blowing puce up your rosebud

Far-fetched, hopelessly sad, and embarrassingly pathetic

All you need to do is find that one magical key

Stand by for further ridicule

Wear what the fuck you want

Not everyone needs to gaze constantly into the pool of Narcissus

Nobody wants a fiery taint on their first date

Yes, you should stop checking his phone

A little homespun wisdom from Dub Nelly