Luv Doc

Yes, even a little bit of milk

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

The Luv Doc is a bad planner

Something very fundamental is missing

Vegetarians are a little farty and occasionally sanctimonious

Baby Goose and Riri not included

Even the prettiest of trophies get dusty eventually

Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates the soft, tender flesh of an almost-royal Canadian

It’s hard to be worthy of someone’s daughter

Maybe you were meant to date a complicated genius with a neck tattoo

In your FACEbook

People are just no damn good