Dan Hardick

The corporate culture here at the brick bunker is that there are no bad ideas

Stealthing is sexual assault, and sexual assault is considered a second degree felony in the state of Texas

You should never trust the kind of woman who would go on a date with you

People who give a lot of thought to having a baby are both adorable and hopelessly optimistic

People are born grifters, swindlers, and loafers and are therefore deserving of our contempt

Pot, like most drugs, is pretty fucking wonderful when used recreationally

They say it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird

The kind of economic Übermensch G-Dubs prayed for back in ’07

The salad fork is only the sixth-longest fork

PEWOL (pronounced “pee wall”), which stands for “people without lanyards”

It’s OK for people to be wrong – horribly, obnoxiously wrong