Dan Hardick

Never discount the sexual voraciousness of a pimply-faced teenager

No, it probably isn’t

Sweet T is the name of an Irish boxer with fake front teeth and sleeve tattoos

Adequate is an adjective that has never inspired anyone in any way ever

What doesn’t take two thumbs, both eyes, and the lives of innocents?

Polyamory, like communism, is much harder in practice than in theory

There is no glory in Wichita

Not everything you hear is true

There’s nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart

A truly balls-out commitment to mental health

Rejection never feels good, even if the other guy looks exactly like you