Dan Hardick

Looking a gift horse in the mouth

Wallowing in a huge pig trough of hubris and mendacity

Western Europeans through most of the last few thousand years haven’t been very enthusiastic bathers

Good friends are going to cost you

It’s not easy to steal your daughter’s boyfriend

Mouths are undoubtedly festering cesspools of bacterial flora

Until you can get to that forest where the tree falls and no one hears it

Everyone is a snowflake and we all have something unique and special to contribute

Men don’t fear commitment

Toddlers have a lot of cartilage, don’t they?