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December 15 • 2006

Dec 15-21, 2006 / Vol. 26 / No. 15

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Wal-Mart Belongs on Freeways

Chronic troll-in-residence M1EK (former Urban Transportation Commission member Mike Dahmus) points us to a lengthy comment in this Austinist discussion by none other than Brewster McCracken. (Or someone claiming to be him. But if it’s a fake, then his doppelgänger’s got McCracken’s mannerisms – his talking points, the bloviation, the hepcat-parlance he adopts for the…

Congressman Wants to Keep Muslims Out of U.S.

So folks up in Minnesota elected an African-American to Congress who converted to Islam some years ago, and will take his oath of office on a Koran instead of a Bible. And one of his colleagues, some dumbass from Virginia named Virgil Goode, somehow decided this merited a call for tighter immigration laws to keep…

Final ‘Chronicle’ Gift Ideas

Holiday hesitaters, listen up: with today’s publication of the Chronicle’s 2006 Political Procrastinators’ Holiday Gift Guide, there’s no excuse for an empty stocking. The best doesn’t come cheap though, like this motivational picture for the condo impresario that has everything. But Christmas only comes once a year, right? Condos are forever. For those on a…

Burleson Co. Judge: $1 Million to Free Graves

On the heels of a ruling from the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ordering the state to set a bond for Anthony Graves – whose murder conviction and death sentence the appellate court overturned earlier this year – or free him on a bond set previously by a federal district judge, state Burleson Co.…

Weekly Update

U.S. men’s national team coach Bob Bradley has named the roster for his first training camp … Italian defender Fabio Cannavaro and Brazilian midfielder Marta named FIFA Players of the Year … Internacional of Brazil upsets Barcelona in Club World Cup … Champions League round of 16 draw announced: Liverpool-Barcelona! … Midseason Euro roundup ……

More Great ‘Chronicle’ Gift Ideas

Since our first round of suggestions got the blogosphere going nuts, here’s another round of last-minute gift ideas, leading up to our print-edition extravaganza tomorrow. Suck it, secular humanists! Shop WorldNetDaily: Aside from being a platform for black helicopter paranoia, standing firm against the nefarious homosexual/tofu agenda, and fanning Chuck Norris’ literary flames, this winger-site…

Escuelita del Alma on the Lookout

Apparently, Escuelita del Alma is preparing itself for the inevitable. According to the Austin Business Journal, the stalwart child-care center “tapped Southwest Strategies Group and Principal John Rosato to assist in the search for space… “Since our situation has left us with no alternative but to leave that prime location, I prefer to look for…

We’re Each Breathing 2,000 Microbes

Intriguing news from the Scientific American, of all places: “(A) new genetic census of some air samples from Austin and San Antonio, Tex., finds that as many as 2,000 different kinds of microbes may be present in the air we breathe on any given day. Microbial ecologist Gary Andersen of Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory and…

Wal-Mart a No Show?

You didn’t think we could leave you this long without a Northcross Wal-Mart update, did you? Yesterday, Responsible Growth for Northcross posted information about a meeting of the Crestview Neighborhood Association and Wal-Mart/Lincoln Properties scheduled for that day. Alas, it wasn’t to be. To wit: “Nobody from either Wal-Mart or Lincoln Property Co. showed up…

Graves Free on Bond; Prosecutor Withdraws

The Chronicle learned Dec. 18 that Burleson County District Attorney Renee Mueller this afternoon filed a motion voluntarily recusing her entire office from handling the retrial of Anthony Graves, who was convicted and sentenced to die for a 1992 multiple murder in that county. The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals earlier this year overturned…

Toby Futrell Writes the ‘Chronicle’

Over in Postmarks, City Manager Toby Futrell writes the Chronicle. An excerpt: “Michael King circuitously questions my professional integrity while acknowledging he has no knowledge of either a conflict of interest or any inappropriate personal interventions [“Point Austin,” News, Dec. 15]. He then tries to draw a parallel about how I handle my job as…

Cracks in Craddick’s Calendar?

Editor’s note: This text has been revised and corrected since its original publication. In the spirit of open government in the New Year, House Speaker Tom Craddick could resolve to turn over a new leaf by making his 2007 political calendar available to the public. The chance of that happening is slim, but an open-book…

Prophet Jeffs Will Stand Trial

Concluding that the child bride referred to in court documents as Jane Doe No. 4, “expressed her disdain, reluctance, opposition and total dislike of sexual relations,” Utah District Judge James Shumate ruled Dec. 14 that Warren Jeffs, the “prophet” leader of the polygamist Mormon breakaway sect the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,…

World Combat League National Championship Set for Jan. 20

Chuck Norris’ WCL will be returing to the Frank Erwin Center on January 20, 8pm for their Inaugural Season National Championship. The four teams set to compete are the Miami Force vs. the Houston Enforcers and the Philadelphia Fire vs. the Los Angeles Stars. In the WCL the fighters are rewarded for punching, kicking, and…

Americans Imprisoned in Iraq

Today’s article in the Times about an American contractor, Donald Vance, swept up during a raid in Iraq, is breathtaking in its nightmarishness. To call the legal system Kafkaesque is to diminish it almost entirely: “At the hearings, a woman and two men wearing Army uniforms but no name tags or rank designations sat a…

‘Chronicle’ Gift Guide Glimpse

As a boon to all you last-minute shoppers, the Chronicle’s crack team of reporters is assembling a holiday gift guide this week. Here’s a quick preview for you procrastinators. NewsMax Top 8 Bestselling Christmas Gifts: Winger “news” Web site NewsMax declares victory in the War on Christmas with these thoughtless, ahem, thoughtful gifts. Get inspired…

Oliver’s New Home

On Dec. 14, the Chronicle got word from Austin political consultant Mike Blizzard, who has stepped up to do some pro bono public relations consulting for Bexar Co. primate sanctuary Primarily Primates, Inc., that famed “Humanzee” Oliver, the chimpanzee cover boy for our feature on the battle over animal welfare at PPI, has moved into…

Pot Bigger Than Corn

With domestic production valued (conservatively) at just more than $35 billion, marijuana is the largest cash crop in the U.S. – worth more than the nation’s corn and wheat crops, which, combined, are valued at just more than $30 billion, according to a new report by Jon B. Gettman, a public policy and economic development…

‘Friday Night Lights’: Feels Like Going Home Edition

Semifinal week in the UIL elimination derby – except for Copperas Cove, that is, who faces the Mules of Alamo Heights in the 4A Division I state title game 6pm Saturday in the Alamodome, so good luck boys – and area teams have a dog in every fight except class 1A. Provided you count the…

Northcross Neighbors Not Satisfied

Responsible Growth for Northcross isn’t feeling Council’s decision not to give Wal-Mart the boot. Their press release: “Statement from Responsible Growth for Northcross regarding Austin City Council’s Inaction on the Northcross Development: Responsible Growth for Northcross (RG4N) is dismayed that the Austin City Council did not revoke or suspend Lincoln Property Company¹s illegally approved site…

Ice Bats Snap Two-Game Skid With Road Win

Last night in Corpus Christi the Bats picked up their ninth win of the season beating the Rayz (nice touch with the Z) 3-2. All of the scoring took place in a wild first period with Austin’s Ray Smegal picking up two points (a goal and an assist). Backup goalie Kevin Couture earned the W…

See You Later Sheffield

Dig it: Today’s the going-away party for Austin Police Association prez Mike Sheffield. Big Sheff’s leaving to join state law lobbyists CLEAT, and show them how he got Austin cops the fattest salaries in the state. His influence will be felt for years to come, especially around budget time. From the press release: “You’re invited…

Perry’s Kind of Democrat

Gov. Rick Perry has named one of a his favorite Texas Democrats as his new legislative director. State Sen. Ken Armbrister, a Victoria Democrat who spent much of his career bashing Austin’s water-quality rules, is retiring from office at the end of this term and joining Perry’s staff in January. Armbrister’s new job will have…

Liveblogging the Austin City Store Opening

On Channel 6, of course. Will Wynn is soundchecking. He’s rocking a pale blue Austin shirt. Decidedly casual. “Even though it’s only 1,400 square feet, this is a very important project for us,” says Wynn. Normally, it takes 214,000 square feet to get noticed, huh? “Soon will be opening the Ruta Maya coffee house, on…

Press Release Bonanza!

Austin City Council forms 2006 Bond Oversight Committee: “The Austin City Council today established a 2006 Bond Oversight Committee, setting up the framework for the public to monitor where, when and how $567.4 million in recently approved bonds are spent.” Austin City Store to Open Doors: “Join City officials as they host a ribbon-cutting ceremony…

Readings

Integrating the 40 Acres: The 50-Year Struggle for Racial Equality at the University of Texasby Dwonna Goldstone University of Georgia Press, 213 pp., $29.95 The Texas Book: Profiles, History, and Reminiscences of the Universityedited by Richard A. Holland University of Texas Press, 256 pp., $29.95 Milestones invariably produce memorials to such, and the University of…

Phases and Stages

Lucinda WilliamsCar Wheels on a Gravel Road (Deluxe Edition) (Mercury) Lest we forget, Car Wheels on a Gravel Road was a difficult birth. Released in 1998, six years after Sweet Old World, its creation featured battles with producers, multiple re-recordings, and the eventual dissolution of Lucinda Williams’ longtime road band, anchored by Austin’s Gurf Morlix.…

DVD Watch: Potential-Gift Edition

Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Two Takes by William GreavesCriterion, $39.95 Grey Gardens and the Beales of Grey GardensCriterion, $49.95 William Greaves and the Maysles Brothers are mentioned a grand total of one time among the more than “110 interviews with top doc industry professionals” and “24 inspirational case studies” in The Documentary Filmmakers Handbook 1st Edition: A Guerilla…

Readings

The Austin CalendarAustinFunStuff.com, $11.97 (10% of proceeds to Keep Austin Beautiful) It started out as a labor of love, a modest spreadsheet filled with festivals and other can’t-miss events that Mike Stefanik kept on his computer, so that whenever planning ahead was necessary – say, when friends were coming into town months down the road…

Phases and Stages

Karen DaltonIn My Own Time (Light in the Attic) On her second and last album, recorded in 1970-71 at Woodstock’s Bearsville Studios with the production help of Miles Davis and Bob Dylan session man Harvey Brooks, the late Karen Dalton comes across detached but desperate. These 10 covers sound like the songs sought her out,…

Famous PPI Inmates

Among the hundreds of simians who have called Primarily Primates home are a handful of celebrities: Okko and Willie: The chimpanzees starred with Matthew Broderick in Project X Punkin: The now-deceased orangutan was star of short-lived Hanna-Barbera TV show Going Bananas Oliver: One of the Buckshire 12 lab chimps, he was a star of stage…

Holiday Wish Lists 2006

Dear Austin, Before we get too wrapped up in all the holiday folderol, tripping the trails – and neighborhoods – of lights fantastic, schlucking down nog, and scarfin’ down the figgy-p, let’s take a moment to peruse these annual wish lists from local public-service groups. Not everyone, we are reminded, is blessed with a case…

Readings

Leavin’ a Testimony: Portraits from Rural Texasby Patsy Cravens University of Texas Press, 302 pp., $34.95 “I wish you could actually hear their voices, so you could better appreciate … the poetry and melody to be found there,” writes Patsy Cravens in her introduction to Leavin’ a Testimony, the newest contribution to the Focus on…

Phases and Stages

David RodriguezProud Heart (Recovery) Originally from Houston, David Rodriguez moved to the Netherlands a decade ago. It was around that time he released Proud Heart, but only to his European audience. Before the singer-songwriter left Texas, Rodriguez – Carrie’s father – was a favorite at Austin’s then-folk mecca, Sixth Street’s Chicago House, and listening to…

Readings

Kasper Hauser’s Sky Maul: Happy Crap You Can Buy From a PlaneSt. Martin’s Griffin, 128 pp., $14.95 (paper) We’ve all been there – colossally bored on a long-distance flight – finished with whatever diversions we’ve brought, when our fingers reach out to SkyMall, the junky onflight catalog. Pointless consumerism, sentimental knickknacks and geegaws, bizarre movie…

Phases and Stages

Johnny CashAt San Quentin (Columbia/ Legacy) Walk the Line may have given a cinematic face lift to Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” but live At San Quentin produced the definitive, iconoclastic image of the Man in Black, his middle finger forcefully bucking the system. History, like Hollywood, has a tendency to distort such moments: that…

Naked City

Quote of the week “Make no mistake, this is not going to be over on Thursday. Whether or not the council votes to rescind the site plan, we will continue the fight. This Wal-Mart is not going in our neighborhood.” – Jason Meeker of Responsible Growth for Northcross Headlines Forget “Must-See TV”; today’s best TV…

Phases and Stages

The PoguesRed Roses for Me (Rhino) The PoguesRum, Sodomy & the Lash (Rhino) The PoguesIf I Should Fall From Grace With God (Rhino) The PoguesPeace and Love (Rhino) The PoguesHell’s Ditch (Rhino) Blasphemous as it sounds, the Pogues were as British as bangers and mash. Born and based around Kings Cross, London’s designated dumping ground…

Page Two: Thinking Small

When Wal-Mart skates through the development process at Northcross, is it any wonder surrounding neighbors and indie businesses feel betrayed?

Phases and Stages

Dwight Yoakam Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. (Deluxe Edition) (Reprise) It may be the 20th anniversary of its original release, but Dwight Yoakam’s Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. still gleams as it did in 1986. With a combination of traditional honky-tonk, amped up Bakersfield twang, and rock & roll attitude, Yoakam helped revitalize country music. This 2-CD…

TCB

The ongoing liquor-fueled legend of the Hickoids, Neil Diamond’s people make the Diamond Smugglers’ life hell, and Pete Townshend will be at SXSW anyway, anyhow, anywhere

Phases and Stages

MutantesOs Mutantes (Universal) Mutantes(Universal) MutantesA Divina Comédia (Ou Ando Meio Desligado) (Universal) MutantesTechnicolor (Universal) São Paulo’s kaleidoscopic cacophony of electo-indigenous instrumentation and percussion warps even further through the prism of Os Mutantes. Brazil’s big bang, tropicalia, hurled Arnaldo and Sergio Baptista and siren Rita Lee into the heart of Sixties psychedelia with a pop heard…

Phases and Stages

Roy OrbisonSings Lonely and Blue (Monument/Legacy) Roy OrbisonCrying (Monument/Legacy) Roy OrbisonIn Dreams (Monument/Legacy) Listening to Roy Orbison is the aural equivalent of peeling an onion. Each song is a multilayered masterpiece that envelops the Vernon, Texas-born balladeer’s melancholic aubades in a bittersweet breeze of strings that evoke more than just tears. Nowhere is this more…

The Pre-K Push

Legislation intended to expand pre-k opportunities, increase child care reimbursement rates, and improve support and training for early childhood professionals is in the works.

Guadalupe

Guadalupe is amateur hour dressed up in ecclesiastical purple: a poorly drawn, poorly directed, and poorly acted attempt to film something of weight and religious significance.

Phases and Stages

Doug Sahm & Band(Collectors’ Choice) The Sir Douglas BandTexas Tornado (Collectors’ Choice) Right outta the box, it was the best album Doug Sahm had cut. The year was 1972, and neither “cosmic cowboy” nor “progressive country” were part of the lexicon, yet Doug Sahm & Band heralded both without twinkly trappings. Never mind the star-studded…

Day Trips

The Money Factory is what most people call the Western Currency Facility on the northern edge of Fort Worth

Phases and Stages

Dead MoonEchoes of the Past (Sub Pop) Fred Cole has been in a lot of bands: the Nuggets-friendly Weeds and Lollipop Shoppe, the whiskey-swilling Zipper and King Bee, and the pregrunge Rats. Dead Moon, including drummer Andrew Loomis and bassist Toody Cole, his wife of nearly 40 years, is the most prolific, a perfect speedball…

APD’s Muñoz Reinstated

Fired in May for host of administrative policy violations – including charges that he lied and used excessive force in connection with the alleged choking of a 15-year-old – officer’s punishment gets reduced to three-day suspension

The Bridesmaid

Claude Chabrol’s latest film is based on a Ruth Rendell novel and, though not one of his best films, is still a good reminder of the madness that sometimes lurks in plain sight.

Phases and Stages

Neil Young & Crazy HorseLive at the Fillmore East (Reprise) Crazy Horse guitarist Danny Whitten overdosed and died the same night Neil Young fired him in 1972. His long shadow hung over Young’s mournful eulogy, 1975’s chilling Tonight’s the Night; Whitten and Young’s “Come on Baby’s Let’s Go Downtown,” a song about scoring drugs, taunted…

The Arts District Dance

Council’s vote this week on funds for streetscapes for Ballet Austin is a little bit about depleting the city’s annual Great Streets fund and a lot about the creation of a performing arts district Downtown

The Pursuit of Happyness

Will Smith plays a self-made success who trains as a stockbroker even though he is homeless and raising a young son on the streets of San Francisco in this movie based on the true-life story of Chris Gardner.

Phases and Stages

Sonic YouthThe Destroyed Room: B-Sides and Rarities (Geffen) At the mellower end of Sonic Youth’s 16-year Geffen era comes one last appetizing pang for destruction. The Destroyed Room, 11 songs hand-picked by the band, is a sonically interesting mess but proof that not everything they record should be released. “Campfire,” from 2000’s At Home With…

Eragon

Dear George Lucas … It’s bad enough that you’ve cloaked your true identity behind that of the 15-year-old bestselling novelist Christopher Paolini, but did you have to remake Episode IV all over again? With friggin’ dragons?!

Phases and Stages

Nina SimoneRemixed & Reimagined (RCA/Legacy) Nina Simone’s timelessness means that even dance-floor DJs have adopted her as their own. Remixed & Reimagined plops the roaring folk/soul/jazz diva smack-dab in the middle of a Saturday-night boogie – hot, moody, and full of hi-hat. Daniel Y.’s sexy smooth opener “I Can’t See Nobody” is just warm up.…

Charlotte’s Web

E.B. White’s sweet, simple, and timeless story about the power of friendship and the acceptance of loss is a story that’s faithfully told here with all the sentiment and only slight updating.

Culture Flash!

Grammy recognition for Conspirare, an encore and more NEA support for Tapestry’s The Souls of Our Feet, and giant sunflowers for the Mueller redevelopment

Phases and Stages

Candi Staton The Ultimate Gospel Collection (Shanachie) The trials and tribulations of Candi Staton’s all-too-human life supply the platform for her lofty gospel aspirations. With a sordid personal history of abusive relationships and bouts with alcoholism, Staton returned to the church in the early Eighties to rekindle a dedication previously stunted during her adolescence and…

Candy

Despite sporting Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish as a pair of Australian junkies increasingly on the outs with family, reality, and rent, Candy is a washout.

Arts Review

Throughout the City Theatre Company production of Reckless, a Christmas tree remains stationary center stage, but that’s about all that’s still in this flighty black comedy

Giveable City

Enabling the Chocoholic in Your Life Belgian chocolate truffles, lovingly handmade from the finest ingredients by an experienced chocolatier, make a stunning and memorable gift. Between last Christmas and this Christmas, local confectioner Edis Ferreira has taken her business from fledgling to full-time as Austin has discovered Edis’ Chocolates. You can find Edis at the…

Phases and Stages

Pretenders(Sire) Pretenders II (Sire) Overflowing with slashing guitars, boss beats, and fierce swagger, the Pretenders’ 1979 debut remains one of the premier calling cards in rock history. Sadly, perhaps expectedly, 1981’s follow-up was something of a disappointment, but since this is the only recorded output of the band’s original lineup, both LPs remain essential touchstones…

Giveable City

Take Them Away If gift giving is about extravagance, you’d be hard pressed to top a visit to Lake Austin Spa Resort for sheer indulgence. If shopping locally is your priority, the same gift fits the bill nicely, too. If your gift recipient is fitness conscious or a foodie, you’re spot on with this present…

Arts Review

Everything about Ballet Austin’s 44th annual production of The Nutcracker breathes artistry, with numerous disparate elements coming together seamlessly, thanks to choreographer Stephen Mills

Giveable City

Local Products With Global Flavors For the past couple of years, I have been giving events rather than objects to friends and loved ones for birthdays, weddings, and holidays. Last Christmas, for instance, we gave my brother- and sister-in-law a “personalized” visit and tasting at Flat Creek Estate vineyards, followed by dinner at Cafe 909…

Phases and Stages

The TriffidsBorn Sandy Devotional (Domino) Formed in 1981 in the miles-from-anyplace metropolis of Perth, Western Australia, the Triffids contrasted the dark-hued morbidity of then-contemporaries Nick Cave and Echo & the Bunnymen with the more delicate introspection of Leonard Cohen and Nick Drake. The result wasn’t always a model of cohesion, but the sextet’s instrumental variations…

DVD Watch: Potential-Gift Edition

The Double Life of VeroniqueCriterion, $39.95 Twelve minutes. The time it takes The Double Life of Veronique to lodge a lump in your throat named Krzysztof Kieslowski. The previous 11 minutes and 59 seconds, beginning on Christmas Eve, has already stolen more than your breath. Ninety-seven minutes, then: the interval between your first and second…

Arts Review

Beverly Penn’s sculptures of weeds in bronze, brass, steel, and nickel are not only stunningly beautiful, they also help us redefine the nature vs. technology dichotomy

Giveable City

The Christmas Eve Waffle Dinner Because we always ate such a light breakfast on Christmas morning, the holiday dining ritual of my childhood included a festive Christmas Eve supper of crisp waffles, thick slabs of crunchy peppered bacon, and steaming mugs of coffee or hot chocolate. This was one of my mother’s favorite parties. She…

Phases and Stages

PJ HarveyThe Peel Sessions 1991-2004 (Island) In 1991, John Peel wrote in Melody Maker that PJ Harvey’s sound was “admirable if not always enjoyable.” Obviously this was a compliment, so it’s no coincidence Peel soon became Polly Jean’s champion. Selected as tributes to Peel, the influential BBC DJ who passed away in 2004, this decade-spanning…

DVD Watch: Potential-Gift Edition

Grand Theft Auto: Tricked Out EditionBuena Vista Home Entertainment, $19.99 The Cry Baby Killer: Back-to-Back Jack EditionBuena Vista Home Entertainment, $19.99 Funny how things can change over time: As some five decades have passed, prolific producer Roger Corman’s unofficial title has evolved up from the mildly derisive King of the Quickies to the far more…

Readings

Against the Dayby Thomas Pynchon Penguin, 1,085 pp., $35 “Then I saw that I was mistaking confusion for depth.” And now – 731 pages in – is when the notion that Thomas Pynchon is messing with you starts to jell, only to remain gelatinous for the duration of Against the Day. Big surprise, right? Pynchon…

Giveable City

Hey, Puddin’ ‘Tis the season that we remember Ebenezer Scrooge, Tiny Tim, and the Christmas pudding so lovingly prepared by Mrs. Cratchit. While traditional plum pudding may be a bit scarce in Central Texas, we’re fortunate to be home to the Sticky Toffee Pudding Co. (472-0039, www.stickytoffeepuddingcompany.com), whose owner/founder, Tracy Claros, produces what must be…

Phases and Stages

The DelgadosThe Complete BBC Peel Sessions (Chemikal Underground) Scots got the lot: brogue, liver, and snark. Glasgow’s pub poets the Delgados also demonstrated foresight cooking up Chemikal Underground Records with their 1995 debut, Arab Strap and Mogwai fellow countrymen and first-timers on the still-burbling indie. Five chamber trashed LPs later, the founding quartet’s sharp tongue…

DVD Watch: Potential-Gift Edition

M*A*S*H: Martinis and Medicine Complete Collection20th Century Fox, $199.98 “Now hear this. Tonight’s TV episode will be M*A*S*H, starring Alan Alda, featuring the madcap adventures of the wacky doctors and nurses of the 4077th as they do battle with death, dysentery, and depression on the front lines in Korea.” No, that PSA never aired, but…

Readings

Slothby Gilbert Hernandez Vertigo/DC Comics, 128 pp., $19.99 I Love Led Zeppelinby Ellen Forney Fantagraphics, 111 pp., $19.95 Las Soldaderas: Women of the Mexican Revolutionby Elena Poniatowska Cinco Puntos Press, 95 pp., $12.95 TV’s Grooviest Variety Shows of the ’60s and ’70sby Telly R. Davidson Cumberland House, 400 pp., $24.95 It’s hard to think of…

Giveable City

Help Them Grow Their Own Herb What could be better than doing some grunt work for a friend or loved one as a Christmas gift? Something that they might not do for themselves or might postpone indefinitely? You’re giving the gift of fresh herbs, edible flowers, and salad greens, mere seconds from the plot to…

Phases and Stages

Depeche ModeA Broken Frame (Rhino/Mute/Sire/Reprise) Depeche ModeSome Great Reward (Rhino/Mute/Sire/Reprise) Depeche ModeSongs of Faith and Devotion (Rhino/Mute/Sire/Reprise) Unlike summer reissues Violator and Music for the Masses, this trio of albums do not, by and large, represent Depeche Mode’s best work. Appended with bonus discs of short films, 5.1 mixes, and bonus tracks, each nonetheless captures…

DVD Watch: Potential-Gift Edition

Robin Hood: Most Wanted EditionWalt Disney Video, $29.99 The Fox and the Hound: 25th Anniversary EditionWalt Disney Video, $29.99 For those of a certain age, The Fox and the Hound and Robin Hood both stand out as having a specific magical quality. Maybe it’s the quality that all things watched around age 5 acquire, but…

Luv Doc Recommends: Merry F***king Xmas

How can Christmas get you laid? Good question. A holiday predicated on immaculate conception doesn’t exactly scream crazy monkey sex. Sure, there are elves, assorted jingly livestock, sprigs of mistletoe and hot toddies throughout the season, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to end up in a Motel 6 with a grease gun full…


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