August 26 • 2016

Aug 26 - Sep 1, 2016 / Vol. 35 / No. 52

Cover Story

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Ernest Hemingway made his martinis really cold by using tennis ball cans to make dense tubes of ice. The word “shark” likely comes from the Mayan word for the fish. The Santa Rita No. 1 oil well owned by the University of Texas was so named because Saint Rita is the patron saint of impossible…

Out of Bounds 2016

The biggest event on Austin’s improv calendar opens this coming Tuesday, Aug. 30, and keeps the laughs coming through Labor Day. The 15th edition of the annual Out of Bounds Comedy Festival boasts more than 50 local troupes performing improv and sketch comedy, another three dozen troupes from out of town, and 60 stand-up comics.…

26th Annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival Contest Winners

Individual Category Red Sauce 1st Place: Diana Martinez 2nd Place: Tim Lane 3rd Place: Anders Dowd Honorable Mention: Ana Sofia Sada, Chase Johnson & Jesse Lemos, Laura Garcia Green Sauce 1st Place: Ana Sofia Sada 2nd Place: James Valadez 3rd Place: Lynn Jett Honorable Mention: Adam Treadway, Ray Martinez Jr. Special Variety 1st Place: Adam…

Soccer Watch

A summer full of dramatic international action hit a fitting climax with Brazil’s emotional win on the last full day of the Rio Olympics. Neymar’s cathartic victory scream is a moment that will stay with fans for a long, long time. And suddenly, with that, we’re on into the fall season, which started up at…

Headlines

No regular City Council meeting until Sept. 1, but they do meet today, Aug. 25 – convening at 3pm – primarily to hold a 4pm public hearing on the proposed new Austin Energy rates, but preceded by a briefing on the search of a new city manager and possibly more discussion of Council’s proposed budget…

Quote of the Week

“No mother wants to have to go lobby her local government to ask for help with afterschool programs. … She does it because she wants to make sure her children never have to do the same.” – Council Member Delia Garza, responding to Don Zimmerman telling a group of visiting schoolchildren to “do something useful”…

Grove Battle Grinds On

The neighbors surrounding the proposed Grove at Shoal Creek planned unit development had their valid petition lawsuit dismissed on jurisdictional grounds last week. Essentially, the neighbors will have to wait until there is an actual vote of City Council on the PUD (currently scheduled for Sept. 22) before the court will rule on whether they…

Travis County

Precinct 3: Daugherty vs. Holmes The most strongly contested Travis County campaign is likely to be the race for Precinct 3 Commis­sioner, where Republican incumbent Gerald Daugherty is being challenged by Democrat David Holmes, a mediator and crisis communications consultant who has also worked in the Legislature. Precinct 3 has shifted back and forth between…

Record Review: Quin Galavis

On his ambitious, wide-release sophomore solo album, Quin Galavis lays bare his insecurities, fears, and existential ponderings through 20 thematic shards of literature. While varied in plot, the emotionally raw vignettes stack into a spirit quest about understanding the golden moments of life and death, dream and reality, and boldly facing it all without excuse.…

Justice Department Begins Phase-Out of Private Prisons

The Federal Bureau of Prisons will “decline to renew the contract or substantially reduce its scope” with 13 private federal prisons when those prisons’ current contract periods are up, according to a memo issued last Thursday by United States Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates – and five of those prisons are in Texas. The decision…

Texas State Board of Education

Austin voters have the option this November to choose between a Fulbright scholarship recipient and English professor, or a man who once compared advocates of evolution science to Nazis and slave traders, to lead their children’s future on education. Two Travis County-based seats at the Texas State Board of Education, historically a breeding ground for…


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