Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Napoleon led 600,000 men into Russia. About 30,000 survived. France gives out medals to citizens who raise several children with dignity. The Marx Brothers did a silent movie in 1921 called Humor Risk. Harpo played the leading man, a detective named Watson. The film is presumed lost. Bears don’t pee for five months while they’re…

10 Best Bites of Local Charcuterie and Salumi

1) Salt & Time’s Coffee Lomo The salumerians first butcher a pig and then shape, season, and slowly cure the cuts into various delicious European-style products. The unusual coffee lomo is pork loin cured with coffee, chile, and cumin. 2) Salt & Time’s Porchetta di Testa I’m also smitten by this porchetta: deboned pig head,…

Top 10 Afterschool Snacks (for Kids and Parents)

1) Iced Bennu Bennu Coffee 2) Popcorn tofu Wheatsville Co-op 3) Oatmeal cookie Sandwich Capital City Bakery 4) The Funky Meter (carrot, apple, ginger) JuiceLand 5) $2 small gelato on Tuesdays Tèo 6) Salted caramel cake ball Austin Cake Ball 7) Fresh fruits and veggies Triangle Farmers’ Market 8) Kids’ bag of Movie Mix popcorn…

Oops!

In our recent preview of the Austin Film Society’s Essential Cinema series (“Extreme Temperature Swings,” Dec. 28, 2012), the Chronicle erroneously referred to the series as Asia: Hot and Cold. The series is called Asia: Hot and Cool.

Headlines

• Austin Police are investigating the suspicious death of a 13-year-old girl who was found unconscious outside a home (not her own) in South­east Austin on Jan. 1. Police are working to determine the circumstances surrounding her death. The girl was taken to Dell Children’s Hospital, where she was pronounced dead. An autopsy has been…

CenTex Sports Top 10

1) THE DOWNFALL OF LANCE ARMSTRONG In a sport riddled with performance-enhancing drugs, it would be surprising for such a dominant athlete to not have been (allegedly) involved with doping. For more, see “Top 10 Local Stories,” News. 2) FORMULA ONE Great Britain’s Lewis Hamilton raced to victory in Austin’s first F1 event, which most…

The Luv Doc: Prognostications

Man, fuck 2012. Compared to 2013, last year was a huge, steaming turd. I can’t even believe we lived through it. What an embarrassment. We’re only a few days into the glorious new year and I can tell already that things are looking up. Here a few reasons why 2013 will totally kick 2012’s ass.…

Top 10s

Top 10 National 1) Bruce Springsteen, Wrecking Ball (Columbia) 2) David Byrne & St. Vincent, Love This Giant (4AD) 3) Royal Headache (What’s Your Rupture) 4) Father John Misty, Fear Fun (Sub Pop) 5) Jimmy Cliff, Rebirth (UMe) 6) Baroness, Yellow & Green (Relapse) 7) Killer Mike, R.A.P. Music (Williams Street) 8) Best Coast, The…

Hornucopia: Top 10 Edition

1) Mack Brown still loves his job (shucks). With about eight minutes to go in the game, and Texas trailing 27-17, quarterback David Ash evaded a sack and looked as if he would run for whatever yardage he could get, but then he suddenly bucked up and threw the ball down the sidelines where RB…

The Impossible

The sound and fury of the Christmas tsunami is deeply harrowing as shown here through the microcosm of one family’s experience.

Austin Top 10

Greg Beets 1) Beaver Nelson, Macro/Micro (Freedom) 2) The Golden Boys, Dirty Fingernails (12XU) 3) A Giant Dog, Fight (Tic Tac Totally) 4) Kingdom of Suicide Lovers, Distant Waves (Golden Hour/Super Secret) 5) The Gary, Remains (Sick Room) 6) Crooked Bangs (Western Medical) 7) Burgess Meredith, Banana Moon 8) Dana Falconberry, Leelanau (Antenna Farm) 9)…

Not Fade Away

Five years after the end of The Sopranos, creator David Chase directs his first movie, which takes him back to New Jersey in the Sixties.

Top 10 National

Greg Beets 1) Bob Mould, Silver Age (Merge) 2) Field Music, Plumb (Memphis Industries) 3) Jack White, Blunderbuss (Third Man/XL Recordings/Columbia) 4) Ty Segall Band, Slaughterhouse (In the Red) 5) Cloud Nothings, Attack on Memory (Carpark) 6) Tame Impala, Lonerism (Modular) 7) Sharon Van Etten, Tramp (Jagjaguwar) 8) Lambchop, Mr. M (Merge) 9) Bob Dylan,…

Critics Poll

Best Local Show Brown Whörnet, Opposite Day, Bipolar Gentlemen, ND at 501 Studios (Beets) Kelly Willis & Bruce Robison, Continental Club Gallery (Caligiuri) Amplified Heat, Lovejoys’ closing (Curtin) GZA & Brownout, Haven (Fawcett) White Denim, Hotel Vegas (Freeman) GrulkeFest, ACL Live at the Moody Theater (Hernandez) White Denim, Hotel Vegas (Hoffberger) Whiskey Shivers, Scoot Inn…

Allegiance

Bow Wow plays a National Guard soldier who goes AWOL in the early Nineties in this unfoused drama

Top 10 Sweet Bites

1) Lemon Panna Cotta with lemon curd and biscotti Vespaio pastry chef Sandi Reinlie’s elegant offering was the transcendent sweet bite at Food for Thought. 2) Orange Crème BrÛlÉe at the French Quarter Grille The memory of this luscious dessert stayed with me all year long. 3) Chocolate Pudding at the Noble Pig Good thing…

Top 10 Pork Dishes of 2012

1) New Year’s Day feast at Rancho Winslow Pork and cheese stuffed chiles wrapped in bacon, black-eyed peas with ham hock, collards with apple-smoked bacon, cornbread with poblanos, Johnny G’s garlic sausage, orange spice cake, Anna de Codornìu Cava Brut; good luck perfection. 2) Buda Grocery and Grille’s double cheeseburger with double thick bacon A…

Top 10 Savory Bites

1) Tasting menu at El Naranjo This stunning contemporary Interior Mexican meal prepared by chef Iliana de la Vega expanded my thinking about the cuisines of Mexico. 2) Mexican Street Corn This popular item is showing up on appetizer menus all over town. I love it on the cob at Fresa’s Chicken al Carbon and…

Wes Marshall’s Top 10 Libations x3

My Favorite Blanco Tequilas of 2012 If you really love the taste and aroma of the agave tequilana, always go straight to the blancos, aka platas. The next two levels, reposado and añejo, both spend time in charred oak barrels. In fact, old Jack Daniel’s barrels are quite popular, so you can imagine that some…

Top 10 Austin Food Blogs

It takes a lot of talent, dedication, ability, and endurance to successfully keep a blog going, especially as, the vast majority of the time, it’s a labor of love (read: working for free). Nevertheless, Austin has more than 100 active food blogs covering all aspects of our collective culinary life. Here are the ones I…

Top 10 Things That Defined Austin Dining in 2012

1) Tacos still and ever will be the reigning champ for favorite late-night snack, hangover breakfast cure, quick lunch, and cheap dinner. 2) Hamburgers The runner-up. Places like Hopdoddy, Wholly Cow, and P. Terry’s have taken the lowly hamburger to new heights using premium ingredients and lots of accent toppings. 3) Unexpected hybrids Burgers and…

Top 10 Grab Bag

Some of my favorite places, dishes, drinks, and events of 2012. 1) Swift’s Attic From décor and atmosphere to service and food, I love everything about Swift’s Attic. Hard to pick a favorite dish, but Mat Clouser and Zack Northcutt are plating the best (and prettiest) octopus I’ve ever had. 2) Lenoir Affordable, beautiful, friendly…


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