The Luv Doc

The yellow flag goes to the Lone Star State’s largest Roomba

Two-hour workweeks and super-slutty robot sex slaves

Parents are crazy in a way that non-parents can’t even begin to imagine

People have been spinning tall tales about celebrities in Austin for years

You go down there

Eeyore’s is pretty much a foot fetishist’s dream come true, as long as hygiene isn’t an issue

When you need a wet vac, you usually need one lickety-split

Like bringing egg salad to a family reunion at the lake in August

Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?

What next? People with “Baby on Board” stickers?

It’s the singular artistic achievement of the Eighties band Escape