The Luv Doc

If you were honey, you would likely be a dark amber

Advice for the Fourth of July 2025

Nitpickers. They’re worse than nose-pickers.

An exceptionally hard message to convey

A pretty bum deal if you ask me

Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie

The yellow flag goes to the Lone Star State’s largest Roomba

Two-hour workweeks and super-slutty robot sex slaves

Parents are crazy in a way that non-parents can’t even begin to imagine

People have been spinning tall tales about celebrities in Austin for years

You go down there