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The Luv Doc: Purebred

His heart was the size of a peppercorn

by The Luv Doc February 8, 2024September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Maiden Name

Unlike real kids, Sour Patch Kids don’t disappoint.

by The Luv Doc February 1, 2024September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Thermostat Settings

Wherein the Luv Doc offers up a piping hot soup bowl of solutions

by The Luv Doc January 25, 2024September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: The Price of Admission

Emotionally unstable, overly dramatic people have a real flair for creating stark memories

by The Luv Doc January 18, 2024September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Sketchy PPE

A real godsend for all the beefeaters with dodgy gnashers

by The Luv Doc January 11, 2024September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Resolve

No one is satisfied with just being better

by The Luv Doc January 4, 2024September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Your Gaping Existential Void

Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.

by The Luv Doc December 28, 2023September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Belief Is Magic

Nobody comes to Jesus because of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion

by The Luv Doc December 21, 2023September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: A Bad Look From Any Angle

If you want to get to greener pastures, you’re going to have to slip past some barbed wire

by The Luv Doc December 14, 2023September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: Dark Days

A full glass of water? Who has time for that?

by The Luv Doc December 7, 2023September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: She Goes Even Offer

All anyone remembers is the sad trombone

by The Luv Doc November 30, 2023September 30, 2025

The Luv Doc: An Upsell for Your Latte

We have pumpkins. The Irish have Guinness.

by The Luv Doc November 22, 2023September 30, 2025

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