The Luv Doc

You can’t expect starving people in buckle shoes to make smart choices

You know … like masturbation … only messier

That is a crime against humanity, so stop it

You don’t have a housecleaning problem

Or how to develop resting bitch face

Send him down to Camp Dry Hole and train him up yourself

And they say broadcast TV is dead

Let’s begin with what I know to be an immutable truth

The problem with telling the truth

Wherever it is that purple unicorns go to swap wisdom

Women love a man who listens

They’re off the chain – both figuratively and literally