The Luv Doc

Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?

Not only is the glass half empty, it’s got a hole in the bottom and it’s leaking poison

What is needed here is not some sort of grand gesture

It’s a wonder Jesus didn’t crucify himself

This isn’t about fashion

It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar

Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs

On the ominous meaning of “kid-friendly”

Burn it all down and start over