The Luv Doc
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The Luv Doc: Dog Poop, Flop Sweat, and Rotting Salmon
The thin ice of environmental irresponsibility
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The Luv Doc: 40% of $35 Million
Consensual sodomy with an A-lister is probably the best scenario you could hope for
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The Luv Doc: Lipstick on the Mirror
Why would you want to be with someone who doesn’t care how you feel?
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The Luv Doc: Rejection
An effusively positive affirmation of your undeniable awesomeness
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Luv Doc: A Very Depressive Point of View
Contrary to our Idiot-in-Chief’s racist desires, no one in Norway wants to come to America
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The Luv Doc: An Embarrassment of Riches
The whole clingy aspect of physical affection
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The Luv Doc: The Hot Zone
If you really want to be sure, complete immolation is the way to go
