The Luv Doc

Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do

Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement

Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC

The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator

An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence

An affirmation of already existing opinions

Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us

People are just no damn good

There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating

There’s a pretty good chance that the robot uprising is probably just around the corner

Faking an orgasm is sort of like going to your happy place and finding an exercise bike