The Luv Doc

You can’t take away something’s purpose without some reflexive pushback

Maybe “Junior Johnson” could be the sequel?

The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones

Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.

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Otherwise known as reactive immobility

Would a moat increase your property value?

The internet is chock-full of tips on tipping

This is super readable!

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride

We have to make space in our hearts for the paste-eaters like Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick

A rate that rivals even the most impressively war-torn third world countries