The Luv Doc

Nobody likes infatuation

A lose-win scenario is the next best thing to a win-win scenario, isn’t it?

You’re probably going to have to make a lot of apologies

Mickey’s Big Mouths are sort of the perfect trailer park beverage

Use your pie hole for its intended purpose

No self-respecting reptile would spend more than a few minutes in Barton Springs

Your boyfriend took something magical and turned it into a Seinfeld episode

Jesus, people! How are you not getting it?

Tell Zoltan. Zoltan needs to know.

Who knew masculinity could be such a fragile flower?

You might want to spruce up that Tinder profile

It’s time to let her spread her wings and soar