Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Sartre’s psychosis, small servings, and soiled soldier seals

Dainty duds for dudes, driving deaths, and delectable dough

A Hindu Heinrich Himmler, a hard of hearing Hoover, and heavenly hemispheres

Jermaine Jackson’s son’s name is Jermajesty.

Stuck on the toilet in a Tupperware coffin, you dummy

Falling foreigners, familiar felines, and forgotten figures

Sam snowballed, suing Superman, and sexual sinema

A mouthy macaw, Mazda’s motto, and money matters

The Alamo address, an angry Anglo, and anal a-bombs