Dan Hardick

There was no mistaking … they were banging

Enhancing the emotional impact of an otherwise unremarkable set of facts

Fold back your ear flaps, there’s a new band in town

Waiting for the other person to die

It’s not easy to get a hippie in-law to stay at a hotel

When is a kitten an appropriate gift?

That’s no cock blocker, that’s your wife

Kids are inevitably disappointing – almost as disappointing as their parents

What comes out of your mouth is usually a good indicator of what’s going on in your head

The youth of today: with their hairless privates … and their interwebs … and their kombucha

There is no substance on Earth definitively proven to guarantee a shag

The safest policy when drinking is to make drinking your sole activity