Dan Hardick

The Hero gets it. Every time.

When is it OK to ask a man/guy on a date?

You can be you when you’re off the clock

Some people don’t like peas all up in their carrots

What fresh hell is this?

An immediate, unquenchable need for hot, throbbing manhood

An ancient institution created by a bunch of slave-owning, genital-mutilating, agrarian polygamists

Get offline, go out amongst the people, and try really hard not to be a douchebag

Trust your infinite capacity for ignorance

A sad attempt at territorial boundary pissing

Another win for the Republicans, another step toward idocracy

Don’t expect Mickey D’s to bring sick game