Dan Hardick

This is AMERICA, and we can talk about anal sex without speaking in hushed voices or using obfuscating metaphors

If we didn’t try so hard to live up to our unattainable ideals the world would be a boring place

How to be sober and not want to kill yourself

Like singing and dancing, everyone is a self-appointed expert when it comes to anal sex

On the dangers of following someone into a dark basement

The last person in the world who should be handing out advice

Keeping the environment clean is a dirty goddamned business

The Luv Doc finally recommends moderation

Some people like to push the envelope

Have a band. Play music. Enjoy it. Nerd the fuck out.

She farts a lot

This girl sounds like a keeper