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Come on, look at him. You know you were thinking the exact same thing.
Advantages: The man‘s absolutely terrifying. I’m actually scared he’s going to hunt me down and kill me for even grafting his head onto the bitch-titted torso of Bill Parcells.
Disadvantages: He’s a great offensive strategist, but the rumor is he relies too heavily on his defensive coordinator. Plus, he might go to jail at any point during the season.
Rating: 7/10
This article appears in February 2 • 2007.
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