Basically the same joke as the Charlie thing. If you’re a true Office nerd, you’ll know Jim’s nickname is “Big Tuna.” But bad jokes aside, how sweet would this be?
Advantages: Basically everything. Jim is the man, with his boyish yet accessible good looks and his easygoing sense of humor. He’s got Pam and Karen, both hot, shivering at his every smirk. Would he choose already? Some of us are ready to start fantasizing about catching his cast-off on the rebound. It’s OK, Pam; I understand. I’ll hold you till the pain goes away.
Drawbacks: What were we talking about?
Rating: 6/10

This article appears in February 2 • 2007.

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