Jennifer Kim’s in the right here. As reported by In Fact Daily, Kim’s electronic newsletter contains the following quote:

“Drama on Congress Avenue with the mysterious bird deaths. Ice days, some snow and staying indoors to curl up with a good book and catch up on DVDs. And then I’ve got this airport badge that I discover, through an admittedly painful process, is completely useless. (Note: I’m currently soliciting any creative ideas on what I should do with it.)”

Let’s give her some suggestions in the comments.

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