November 17 • 2006

Nov 17-23, 2006 / Vol. 26 / No. 11

Cover Story

‘Friday Night Lights’: AISD Teams Choke, 14-5A Flies

Because class 5A added another playoff team this year, bringing the grand total to four per district, last weekend’s opening round was the busiest Texas high school football playoff weekend ever. Unfortunately, Austin schools didn’t fare so well: AISD’s Austin, McCallum, and LBJ racked up a big goose egg, going 0-for-3 (albeit in generally close…

A Three-Goal Second Period From the Sundogs Dooms the Ice Bats

The Arizona Sundogs scored the rare team hat trick of picking up an even-strength, powerplay, and shorthanded goal all in the second period of their 4-2 victory over the Ice Bats Wednesday night. Austin’s feeble powerplay squad was zero for eight including four opportunities to get back in the game with a PP goal in…

San Fran Officials Make Pot Policing “Lowest Priority”

On Nov. 21, San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors voted (7-3) to make the majority of adult pot use and possession crimes the lowest priority for city police, reports the Marijuana Policy Project, which will make San Fran the largest city to, in essence, cease arresting pot users. On E-day, voters in three other Cali cities…

Judge: Medi-Pot Law Not in Conflict With Federal Prohibition

San Diego, Calif., Superior Court Judge William Nevitt has issued a tentative ruling that rejects a lawsuit brought by San Diego Co. supervisors – joined by officials in San Bernardino and Merced Cos. – arguing that the state’s medi-pot law is trumped by federal anti-pot law, thus exempting county officials from having to comply with…

Jane Doe No. 4 Testifies Against Polygamist Prophet Warren Jeffs

The child bride known in court records as Jane Doe No. 4, the alleged victim of a “spiritual marriage” arranged and presided over by polygamist prophet Warren Jeffs – leader of the breakaway Mormon sect the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints – testified in a Utah court Nov. 22 that her forced…

Wack-Ass Keroack, Part Three

Twenty-four organizations – an array including Planned Parenthood Federation of America and the National Organization for Women, along with the Union of Concerned Scientists – signed on to a letter sent Nov. 21 to Health and Human Services Secretary Michael O. Leavitt, urging him to reconsider the appointment of pro-life, anti-contraceptive doctor Eric Keroack to…

National Round-Up

Pappy Bush Jeered in Emirates: Speaking at a leadership conference in the UAE, the crowd mixed it up with 41 over his son’s blunders. “We do honor Americans, and I believe that they are highly respected in our country. However, we do not respect your son, and we do not respect what you are doing…

Congressional District 23 Run-Off Set for Dec. 12

Quorum Report says that the runoff in the Congressional District 23 special election has been set for Dec. 12, with early voting beginning Dec. 4. (We have yet to confirm this info ourselves – no information could be found on the Secretary of State Web site as of this writing.) The CD 23 race offers…

Champs League Stunner in Glasgow

Glasgow Celtic, on the defensive most of the game, got a dramatic late goal on a picture-perfect curling free kick by Shunsuke Nakamura to shock mighty Manchester United Tuesday night at Celtic Park. That, and Real Madrid’s two-goal comeback to tie Lyon, were the highlights of Tuesday’s Champions League action, as teams fought for spots…

It’s All Over for the Lady Longhorns

The Portland Pilots lost their best player, Megan Rapinoe, to a torn ACL halfway through the season. So they settled for a goal-of-the-year from big sister Rachel Rapinoe to knock the UT Lady Longhorns out of the NCAA tourney. Rapinoe nailed a 20-yard stunner just three minutes into the game – UT coach Chris Petrucelli…

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away

   Despite falling behind 14-0 early in the first quarter due to two 83-yard TD receptions by the Bills No. 83, Lee Evans, the Texans played solid football for three-plus quarters and were one first down or one defensive stop from victory in Sunday’s 24-21 loss to the Buffalo Bills. The win would have given the…

Help Me to Pretend

Please tell me that New Orleans Saints cornerback Fred Thomas, who just last week I had hoped to return quickly from injury, didn’t allow Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Johnson to torch him for six catches, 190 yards, and three touchdowns. Please follow that up by telling me that Saints running back Deuce McAllister didn’t carry…

Robert Jensen Cancels Thanksgiving

By way of Scott Henson, we see the little culture warriors over at the heretofore unheard-of Dallas Blog are making hay over a year-old essay from UT professor Robert Jensen where the reactionary lefty calls for fasting and atonement in lieu of Thanksgiving. We’re reminded of Stephen Colbert, who, lamenting the commercialization of the holidays,…

Feds Table New Drug Testing Guidelines

A proposal by the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services to expand drug testing of federal employees to include sampling of hair, saliva, and sweat has been tabled, reports NORML. The new guidelines were originally proposed in 2004, but stalled out after officials at several government agencies voiced concerns that the newer testing technologies…

Hunting Blind

You’ve heard of hunting blinds, but what about blind hunters? Rep. Ed Kuempel, R-Seguin, has filed a bill that would allow legally blind people to arm themselves with a gun and a high-powered lighting device to hunt deer and ducks and what have you. The headlights of a vehicle would also suffice as a perfect…

National Round-Up

Arab Winter: Poli-sci blogger Matthew Yglesias offers a searing indictment of the faux-centrist, neo-liberal thought at The New Republic that cheered the war in Iraq, and their mealy-mouthed mea culpa. Quite the season for those. The Next Act: More terrifying tales from Seymour Hersh, this time on whether the newly-rebuffed Bush administration is more likely…

Her First House

Toby Futrell: Her first home was a real killer By Wells Dunbar TOTALLY SPECIAL TO THE CHRONIC-STATESMEMBER Monday, Nov. 20, 2006 Part of an ongoing holiday series. When the workload piles up at City Hall, all Austin City Manager Toby Futrell has to remember is her first house. And all the people – parts of…

Durant Named Big 12 Rookie of the Week, Again

Freshman and future lottery pick Kevin Durant continues his stellar play (unless you ask Rick Barnes) earning his second consecutive Phillips 66 Big 12 Conference Rookie of the Week honors. Durant is almost averaging a double-double for the season with 22.8 points and 9.5 rebounds per game. He could have gone pro instead of choosing…

On The Road (But Never On the Pill)

Regarding the earlier post about wingnut par-excellence Eric “Contraceptives are Demeaning to Women” Keroack getting paid with your tax dollars to push his hardline views on sex, the tireless bloggers over at at Digby’s Hullabaloo point to a PowerPoint of the infamous “oxytocin” presentation here. Wow.

Annie’s List Loses Director

Kelly White can say “mission accomplished” without having to eat her words. The executive director of Annie’s List is leaving her post after breathing new life into the group in less than a year’s time. White, the former E.D. of SafePlace, took over the reins of Annie’s List in early 2006, replacing former director Sherry…

No Medi-Pot for the Feds

The first federal prosecution of a California medi-pot patient-caregiver in three years began last week in federal court in Fresno, Calif., with the trial of 60-year-old former Marine Dustin Costas, former president of the Merced Patients Group, a private cannabis club formed in the wake of the 1996 passage of California’s Proposition 215, which legalized…

The Big D is for Discrimination

Troubling news out of Dallas this weekend (like there’s any other kind): “For years, it was an open secret at North Dallas’ Preston Hollow Elementary School: Even though the school was overwhelmingly Hispanic and black, white parents could get their children into all-white classes. And once placed, the students would have little interaction with the…

Pro-Lifer to Oversee Nation’s Family-Planning Program

In a bold screw-you move, made either in ignorance of or despite of the recent elections that saw a spate of extremist legislators tossed out of Washington, D.C., on their self-righteous cans, President George W. Bush announced on Nov. 16 that he had chosen pro-lifer Dr. Eric Keroack as his new appointee to oversee the…

OSU Chimps Leave Primarily Primates

The ongoing legal battle that will decide the fate of the Bexar Co. animal sanctuary Primarily Primates Inc. and its hundreds of animal inhabitants heated up Nov. 16 over a decision to move seven Ohio State University chimpanzees that were brought to PPI earlier this year to the federally funded primate sanctuary Chimp Haven in…

Bats Lose Another Close One at Home

Last night the Ice Bats suffered a heartbreaking 3-2 overtime loss to the visiting Corpus Christi Rayz. Austin’s Henry Kuster opened up the scoring with a powerplay goal 1:24 into the first period with John McNabb adding the Bats only other score of the evening during the second period. The Bats’ Michael Tucciarone was called…

UT Fan Threatens Doug Flutie, Autistic Children

In a move that can only be described as the first thing that’s ever made me glad I went to Texas Tech, a Texas fan e-mailed a threat to Doug Flutie on Sunday, blaming the Longhorns loss to K-State on Flutie’s analysis of the game. For that extra touch of Texas class, the fan sent…

Homelessness in Austin

While we couldn’t attend the Community Action Network’s Homeless Educational Forum today, we were fortunate enough to procure a copy of CAN’s most recent report and FAQ about homelessness in Austin. Aside from being filled with useful information about how to help, it also contains some sobering numbers: Over a 12 month period, there were…

National Round-Up

Sekula-Gibbs Sinks Further: We noted yesterday the TX CD-22 benchwarmer holding Tom DeLay’s seat until January so alienated DeLay’s staff they cruised on her. The Houston Chronicle is reporting there will be blood: The turmoil in newly elected Rep. Shelley Sekula-Gibbs’ office deepened Thursday with the Houston Republican demanding a congressional investigation of aides who…

Church Plan Unneighborly?

Redeemer Presbyterian Church’s impending move from Concordia University’s campus to East Austin has mix of homeowners and urban planners in Rosewood and Upper Boggy Creek area upset

Arts Review

Artist Buster Graybill presents the finer points of a good day out at the lake in his solo exhibition “The Oklahoma Snorkel” at the Donkey Show

TCB

Sittin’ sideways at the Recording Academy Honors, pondering the state of the music business with Chronicle photographer Andrew Shapter, mourning a death on the Eastside, and applying America’s newfound Democratic spirit to our Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ballot

Oaxaca Unrest Continues

More of the dirty same in the southern Mexican state, where striking teachers, indigenous groups, students, and leftists have been trying to oust Gov. Ulises Ruiz from power for about the past six months

Harsh Times

A gritty drama about a disappointed military vet and his best pal, who are headed in a downward spiral in South Central Los Angeles.

Culture Flash!

A big gift for Austin Lyric Opera, national honors for two of Austin’s young classical musicians, and TexARTS sails up a Big River in January

Readings

Godland Volume One: Hello, Cosmic!; Godland Volume Two: Another Sunny Delight; and Rocketo Volume One: The Journey to the Hidden Sea

Naked City

QUOTE OF THE WEEK “He is losing the war. The body armor he supplies to his troops in political warfare – money money money – is ineffective against the enemy’s ideological fervor for better public schools. The more he flouts [sic] his assets – James Leininger, Bob Perry – the more the enemy regards him…

Casino Royale

This is the James Bond origin story wherein we get to discover, along with incoming blond Bond Daniel Craig, where 007 got his suave daredeviltry and love of fast cars, vodka martinis, and highest-stakes cardsharpery.

Anthony Graves Update

Prosecutors with Texas Attorney General’s office appeal federal district judge’s order to release former death row inmate Anthony Graves on bail

Fast Food Nation

Richard Linklater and Eric Schlosser’s noble and worthy film about meat processing and consumption smacks of good-guy agitprop and fails as a character-driven narrative.

Spatchcocking!

I will be your guide and translator as we cover what is sure to be a revolution in turkey preparation

2-3 Proliferation

Public Offenders Day of Truth (ATV/Freedom Fighters) 2004 Recorded by producer Madd Creole while Gator, Lyricist, Phenom, and Black Prophet were still students at Reagan High, Day of Truth proffers politically charged tracks, including “Phenomenal Venom” and “Lock Us Up.” Tee Double The Growth (Kinetic) 2005 While Tee Double actually reps the 2-4, he’s got…

Staying the Course in Huntsville

With the execution of death row inmate Willie Marcel Shannon, Texas earns the dubious distinction of having executed the 1,055th prisoner in U.S. since death penalty’s 1976 reinstatement

Shut Up and Sing

The Dixie Chicks’ struggle with the conflicting demands of art and commerce as portrayed in this documentary shows that they’re still not ready to make nice.

Texas Platters

… And You Will Know Us by the Trail of DeadSo Divided (Interscope) With an ominous summoning of the bells, ceremonial breaking of bread, and talk of Michelangelo, … And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead declare the noble intension of their fifth LP through “A Song of Fire and Wine.” So…

American Hardcore

Crammed with grainy, shot-on-the-fly mid-Eighties video footage, recent interviews, and a genuine love for its subject, American Hardcore encapsulates a largely forgotten moment in maximum rock & roll history.

So, You’re Done Spatchcocking …

Pepper Jack Cornbread & Tamale Dressing With Poblano Peppers This flavorful dressing that needs to bake in its own pan would be a perfect match for the grilled and unstuffed spatchcocked turkey. The cornbread can be made in advance to relieve some of the oven traffic congestion on Thanksgiving Day. Pepper Jack Cornbread 1/4 cup…

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Pan-Roasted Brussels Sprouts With Lemon-Thyme-Mustard Sauce1 1/2 pounds brussels sprouts, trimmed and halved (quartered if large) 2 bacon slices, finely chopped 1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme or lemon thyme 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard juice of 1/2 fresh lemon 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon white pepper Cook brussels sprouts in a 4-quart pot of boiling, salted…

Texas Platters

Lemurs(Ramble Lane) Flesh for Lulu, anyone? Lemurs’ debut could be one of those unknown acts John Hughes slipped into his movies alongside the Smiths or Thompson Twins; all it’s missing is Molly Ringwald or John Candy. Like a Hughes soundtrack, this 35-minute offering is sleek and stylish but ultimately sacrifices actual tunes for layer upon…

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Mrs. Swan’s Frozen Cranberry Salad Since the 1960s, the Thanksgiving table in our family has included this frozen cranberry “salad.” Salad in the Southern sense, meaning a concoction that is steeped in sweetness. This recipe came to our family from a neighbor who hailed from Vermont, so perhaps the fondness for treats passed off as…

Texas Platters

VoxtrotYour Biggest Fan (Playlouder) Local quintet Voxtrot has successfully completed the Beta Band trifecta, though their latest EP is more accurately described as an enhanced single whose brief beauty hinges primarily on the exuberant pop of the title track. Lyrically, singer Ramesh Srivastava achieves a sense of intimacy by relating his intensely personal emotions to…

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Sweet Potato Faux Soufflé Sweet potato casserole is a traditional holiday side dish that has suffered from an unfortunate marriage to marshmallows. Time for a divorce. The rich puréed flesh of sweet potatoes, subtly enhanced by garlic and ginger, is the perfect complement to both turkey and pork. This dish is not really a soufflé:…

Texas Platters

The Octopus Project/Black Moth Super RainbowThe House of Apples and Eyeballs (Graveface) The Octopus Project are good at what they do. Instantly catchy and beat-driven but still experimental, the local quartet’s live show consistently blows away the uninitiated. This extended collaboration with Pittsburgh’s Black Moth Super Rainbow, a year in the making, finds things a…

EAST, at Ease

The 2006 East Austin Studio Tour reveals 86 studios and one stacked pod art city with a shared alphabet

Texas Platters

Giant SquidMetridium Fields (The End) Like fellow massive brethren Mastodon, Giant Squid plods through myriad time changes and tempos, coupled with guitarist Aaron Gregory’s bloodcurdling screams and theatrical breakdowns. The grandiose “Neonate,” with its Zeppelin-esque Middle Eastern breakdown and piano interlude, and the post-metal of “Summit” prove that the Sacramento transplants, supplanted live with Kimberly…

Texas Platters

Joe DoucetHouston’s Third Ward Blues (Dialtone) Texas Southside Kings(Dialtone) Austin’s Dialtone Records specializes in nonacademic field recordings. This is a good thing, though it sometimes delivers lesser or mixed results (Lil Joe Washington, Texas Soul Sisters) among genuine winners (The Texas Trumpets; West Side Horns). Like authentic field recordings, the value often lies in existence…

Texas Platters

Django’s MoustacheSouth Austin Gypsy Jazz (Moustache) David HamburgerBlues, Ballads & a Pop Song (Chester) Few guitar-centric albums appeal to those fatigued from the instrument’s blanched overexposure. Django’s Moustache’s South Austin Gypsy Jazz will. Given their name, this acoustic guitar-guitar-bass/ sousaphone trio plays tribute to the luminary gypsy jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt: “Latcho Drom” is a…

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Pearl Onions Pearl onions were a Thanksgiving staple in my mother’s youth, and we always had them on our Thanksgiving table. But actual pearl onions were impossible to buy in Texas when my mother first moved here. For many years she just bought the smallest white onions she could find, and just peeled them down…

When the Bough Breaks

In 1993, the Hyde Park Baptist Child Development Center hired a teacher who proved to be a little ‘rough’ with the children. Now the church is being sued for ignoring alleged child abuse.

Arts Review

The Mary Moody Northen Theatre’s Kneeling Down at Noon is a thoughtful and deeply humane drama that considers the way Islam informs the lives and actions of various characters

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Apple Crumb Pie This pie is easier than a two-crust pie, and everyone will adore it. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. You will need: 6 giant Granny Smith apples 1 lemon 2 sticks of butter 2 cups of white flour 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon of cinnamon 1 teaspoon salt Explicit instructions for…

The Return

Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a woman who keeps seeing a dead murder victim in her dreams, so of course she must get to the bottom of this mystery.

Arts Review

In Double Exposure, writer/performers Wayne Alan Brenner and David Jewell offer old and new material they’ve created, and their knack for capturing nuance in the mundane entertains

Luv Doc Recommends: The Art of Andy Warhol

Trolling for strange in an art gallery is, at best, a challenging proposition. Even at the wildest gallery openings, you don’t see a lot of binge drinking, drug swilling, and dirty dancing. It’s a shame really, because artists, by and large, are unrepentant freaks, and you would think some of that deviant behavior would make…


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