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Busy weekend

Sometimes a weekend comes along that is so joyfully packed with great events that even the Chrontourage cannot be out at everything. Attempting to do so would spread the Chrontourage so thin it is likely to cover the earth and infect all the people with a strange need to invest heavily in the Hostess Snowball…

Dagoberto and the Downtown Book Club

For its inaugural Downtown Book Club at the Faulk Central Library, the Austin Public Library is one-upping your garden-variety book club by inviting the actual author to attend and engage in the conversation. With a lesser book, one might worry about the mix (awkward much?), but the book – The Flowers – is highly acclaimed…

Iraq in Even Deeper Doo-Doo: International News Roundup

FIFA suspended Iraq from all international competitions on Monday, after the Iraqi government dissolved its Olympic Committee and national sport federations. The Iraqis, in the middle of Asian qualifying for the 2010 World Cup, have until today (Thursday) to “stop interfering in sport to avoid being banned from international soccer and this year’s Beijing Olympics,”…

Mormon Hair Watch

The simple wildflower-print dresses worn by the ladies of the Texas polygamist cult (hasn’t anybody discovered their real name, or at least created a media moniker?) may indicate innocence, submission, and lack of vanity, but their updos stand for anything but. Cosmetics are apparently forbidden, but hair products can get you closer to salvation. God…

Aztex Get U.S. Open Cup Home Game

This just in: The Austin Aztex have drawn a home game in the first round of the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup; they’ll host the Atlanta Silverbacks of the USL First Division, at 7:30pm Tuesday, June 10. The full draw is below. All games will be played on Tuesday, June 10. Brooklyn Knights (PDL) at…

Aztex 1, New Orleans 0

Another shutout win for the Austin Aztex Sunday afternoon, though it didn’t look like it was going to happen for them until right at the end. Austin completely dominated the game, but with the Shell Shockers playing 10 men behind the ball almost the entire game, the Aztex couldn’t break through until the dying moments…

Aztex Win in Laredo; Host New Orleans on Sunday

The Austin Aztex beat the defending national champion Laredo Heat Friday night, 1-0, on a 70th-minute goal by Jamie Watson, assisted by Marcel Uriarte. The Aztex also had a first-half goal disallowed, and Laredo had two second-half red cards, finishing the game with nine players. See the Aztex report on the game here. The Aztex…

Wranglers Crush the Copperheads

An offensive explosion or a defensive implosion? Take your pick when it came to the matchup between the Austin Wranglers and the Texas Copperheads Friday, May 16. Austin demolished Texas 61-17. The Wranglers offense could not be stopped by a lousy Copperhead defense. And by lousy, that would mean not worthy of being on the…

School’s Out for Johnston High Principal

Principal Celina Estrada-Thomas announced Tuesday she would resign from Johnston High School at the end of this school year, adding just one more twist in the story of a high school that could be on its way to closure due to poor academic performance under the state’s accountability system. In announcing Estrada-Thomas’ departure, district officials…

Texas Platters

Greg Ginn & the Taylor Texas Corrugators Bent Edge (SST) Gone The Epic Trilogy (SST) Mojack Under the Willow Tree (SST) Greg Ginn’s not one for nostalgia. Even in the early years of Black Flag, the seminal guitarist was evolving past hardcore, incorporating atonal jazz into 1985’s instrumental EP, The Process of Weeding Out. Shattering…

Food-o-File

Sarah’s Party, a benefit for Sarah Rowland of Hairston Creek Farm, will feature locally produced foods and beverages and a silent auction

Texas Platters

When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth Not Noiice (Chalk Circle) Not nice or not noise? When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth’s sophomore LP is a tomato-tamato affair. The local sevenpiece beast, featuring members of Awesome Cool Dudes; Oh, Beast!; and the late Tuxedo Killers, subscribes to the power of two – on drums, vocals, and guitar –…

Beyond City Limits

• Nathan Macias, R-Bulverde, has dropped his attempt to challenge the squeaker victory by Doug Miller, chairman of the Edwards Aquifer Authority, in March’s Republican primary for the Texas House District 73. Macias took the seat in 2006 after winning a brutal primary battle with GOP incumbent Carter Casteel by 46 votes; in March, he…

Texas Platters

Sunset Bright Blue Dream (Autobus) Bill Baird’s a scientist. He mixes potions; he toys with the space-time continuum. He’s a bit mad, jostling around like a loose centrifuge and viewing the world through a prism. Sunset, the local mass headed by Baird and comprising all members of Sound Team as well as a healthy portion…

Day Trips

At the pick-your-own Blueberry Palace outside Nacogdoches, it’s one in the bucket and one in your mouth

Texas Platters

Craig Marshall Point of View (Big Ticket) You’d probably never know it from his swinging Lucky Strikes persona, but Craig Marshall is an unabashed aficionado of pure pop. While his third solo album is an easy sell for genre acolytes, the true test of pop is its resonance. Point of View boasts pristine production and…

Bikes Missing From Domain’s Mix

The Domain, the upscale Northwest Austin development known for posh emporiums like Neiman Marcus and Tiffany & Co., is often cast as a paragon of New Urbanist planning. With its retail and residential components situated between two future transit rail lines, it’s even been dubbed “Downtown North.” But when the city was reviewing initial plans…

Playing Through

The Austin Outlaws’ Shadana Hurd averages 13 yards per carry, but that doesn’t exclude her playing a second position on the field

Texas Platters

Guy Forsyth Calico Girl (Small and Nimble) “Hey, can I ask you a question – where’d you get the music?” asks Guy Forsyth on the opening track of Calico Girl. “These songs have been recorded before, and they’re available on iTunes, but none of that money gets to me.” Beyond the opening lament, Forsyth released…

Craddick Promises Money to Burn

It’s an election year, so Texas Republicans are talking property-tax cuts and how to pay for them. In a May 1 issues paper on his website, House Speaker Tom Craddick wrote, “When the Legislature convenes in January 2009, some people estimate that we may enjoy a $15 billion surplus even after passing the largest property…

Oops!

In last week’s “Place 4 Handicapping: Clouds Over Galindo,” the chart titled “The Power Boxes” was incorrect. The names over the results chart read (l-r) Cravey, Galindo, Morrison. In fact, they should have read Galindo, Morrison, Cravey. In the May 9 issue, in “Place 3: Kim Goes Attack Dog,” there were three editing errors. In…

Texas Platters

Heybale The Last Country Album (Shuffle 5) While Heybale’s Sunday night Continental Club residency has become Austin tradition, the first studio album from the quintet of country ringers proves just as compelling. Anchored by Redd Volkaert’s guitar and Earl Poole Ball’s piano, Heybale stacks mostly original tunes that play like a country music primer. Gary…

Readings

The book itself is a kind of drunkard’s walk through the history of probability, statistics, and chaos theory

Texas Platters

Clemits Tomorrows Friend (Blue Room) Clemits’ decision to include a themed Almost Famous phone conversation between Lester Bangs and William Miller as the outro to his album hints at the obvious: The Austin rapper’s not cool. The “least liked, most lovable character” (“Whut chu’ got to Lose?”), once involved with the Gorilla Broadcast Crew and…

DVD Watch

The world’s favorite whip-wielding archaeologist gets a new DVD reissue

TV Eye

At the Death House Door examines the death penalty through the eyes of a former death row chaplain

Arts Review

Austin Shakespeare’s free production in Zilker Park provides affordable, above-average dinnertime amusement

Happenings

For more events, see Community Listings. Thursday 22 MEETING ON GREEN WATER TREATMENT PLANT SITE See five development teams pitch their proposals for the Green Water Treatment Plant and Energy Control Center site today, or catch the public presentations (live or reaired) on cable Channel 6. A visual display from each proposing development team will…

Arts Review

Sherry Kramer’s play is heavy-handed when discussing America and oil but funny and moving when discussing her late mother

Postal

Another video game adaptation from the famously outré Uwe Boll, this one won fans at last year’s Fantastic Fest.

Arts Review

Balkan’s paintings celebrate and challenge traditional portraiture, presenting something of an identity peekaboo

Bomb the Bass

Who says the guitar is sexier than bass? Not Return to Forever’s Stanley Clarke, and hopefully not Beyoncé either.

Quote of the Week

“Senator Clinton has shattered myths and broken barriers and changed the America in which my daughters and your daughters will come of age.” – Sen. Barack Obama, offering a nod to his intrepid opponent while staking his claim on the nomination after Tuesday’s primaries

Life in SAFPF

The following are brief excerpts, rendered in a manuscript font, of a narrative written by Jodi Stodder-Caldwell, an inmate in the Substance Abuse Felony Punishment Facility at the Texas Department of Corrections Halbert Unit, from July 2007 to March 2008. Gateway Terms: ‘Tighthouse’ Total shutdown of entire unit. No TDC jobs [during day], no [therapy]…

Headlines

• On Tuesday, May 20, the temperature in Austin reached a record 101 degrees – time to hit the springs! • Declaring, “Johnston High School is embarking on a new vision that requires another long-term commitment,” JHS principal Celina Estrada-Thomas announced her resignation Tuesday after three years, while the school awaited word on state-mandated test…

Luv Doc Recommends: Austin Wine Festival

If you know a lot about wine, good for you. Everybody should have some sort of skill. While other people were busy learning how to knit, play guitar, build model airplanes, and swing golf clubs, you were lolling about drinking bottles of fermented grape juice. Well done. Now your palate is so refined that you…


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