January 23 • 2004

Jan 23-29, 2004 / Vol. 23 / No. 21

Cover Story

Hello, Dolly!

Hello, Dolly! 1969, G, 146 min. Directed by Gene Kelly, Narrated by , Voices by , Starring Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, Tommy Tune, Louis Armstrong. This film adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical tells the story of New York-based matchmaker Dolly Levi, who falls in love with a “half a millionaire” named Horace…

Patton

Patton 1970, PG, 169 min. Directed by Franklin Schaffner, Narrated by , Voices by , Starring George C. Scott, Karl Malden. George C. Scott cuts a memorable figure as the dominating yet eccentric General Patton in this film that received seven Oscars, including one for young screenwriter Francis Ford Coppola.

How to Pick Up Girls: A Guide for the Dating Impaired

How to Pick Up Girls: A Guide for the Dating Impaired 2004, NR. Directed by Alpha, Starring Kathryn MacGregor, Piper Mackenzie, Mysteria Black, Rhiannon Arivon, Terri Hudson. Four single lesbians are looking for love in this film from local film company Passion Fruit Video. Two gals are shy and just coming out, while the other…

Eyes Without a Face

This French horror classic is a tale of a deranged surgeon and his obsession with restoring the mutilated face of his beloved daughter, who lost her own visage to a car accident while he was behind the wheel. His solution? Steal the faces of others, cut ’n’ paste, et, voilá.

The Common Law

I bounced a check, and now the store is threatening to press criminal charges against me if I don’t pay the amount I owe within 48 hours. Can they really do that?

In Play

Xbox brings the talk, but can it walk the walk with its latest sports-game line?

Second Helpings

“Second Helpings” is compiled from new and previous reviews, guides, and poll results. This week’s entries were updated by Erin Mosow. For more on Austin eateries, check here. Arturo’s Bakery & Cafe 314 W. 17th, 469-0380Mon-Fri, 6:30am-3:30pm; Sat, 7:30am-1:30pm This cozy little treasure tucked into a side street is a real find in the artsy…

In Space

You weren’t invited to the company picnic again, and the cruel, cautionary yellow of that “visitor” badge has worn a sizable hole in your hope, not to mention your résumé. Where to go? What to do? FairJobs.org, for starters.

TCB

SIMS and Alejandro Escovedo on the mend, plus more hip-hop and SXSW for your shoulder-to-shoulder

Soccer Watch

The Mexican League kicked off its spring season last weekend. Unlike most leagues, Mexico splits its season into two separate parts, each followed by its own set of playoffs: the Apertura in the fall, and the Clausura in the spring. I’m going to make an effort to figure out the Mexican League this year –…

Articulations

Playwright Dan Dietz gets his second play staged at the Humana Festival in Louisville, Johnson / Long Dance Company heads to Hamburg, and Zach shuffles its season

Exhibitionism

Despite its focus on the bleak lives of English coal miners in the 1930s, The Road to Wigan Pier, with its live music, film, and skits, is a ridiculous amount of fun

Tokyo Godfathers

A homeless drag queen adopts an orphan in what is, but for some violence and harsh language, old-fashioned, big-hearted entertainment in high animé style.

Exhibitionism

Pro Arts Collective makes Suzan-Lori Parks’ Topdog / Underdog — a play dense with racial, societal, and economic queries — into a fast-paced and engaging hour and a half

Naked City

The Supreme Court demands that Texas keep its promise to deliver Medicaid services

Exhibitionism

You should go to the Austin Shakespeare Festival’s The Winter’s Tale only if you’d like to see a truly magical story of hope from despair, joy from grief, and life from death

Tangled Up in Bob

Jason Enright tells the story of how Jupiter became Bob Dylan’s favorite record store: “Now Ryan is known as one of the biggest Bob aficionados around. When Dylan played at the Erwin Center in September of 1999, we placed an ad in the Chronicle — a collage of unpublished photos of Bob through the years…

Belly Up

Sound Exchange Stashus Mule Duval Discs ABCD’s Wherehouse Music CD Warehouse (two locations) Technophilia Disc-Go-Round Donkey Records

Naked City

The FCC holds hearings in San Antonio, and activists and scholars plan a democratic reception

News/Print

Firstly, crystal meth kills. Secondly, Cyndi Hughes is leaving the Texas Book Festival. Thirdly, Geronimo says we can drink!

Phases & Stages

Disco HospitalBeerland, Jan. 18 Begun last June as an outlet for Austin’s mushrooming ranks of post-punk and No Wave devotees — i.e., people too cool to walk like an Egyptian at Elysium’s more Top 40-friendly Eighties-fest next door — Beerland’s Disco Hospital finally came into its own on Sunday. In stark contrast to weeks past,…

Phases & Stages

Fivehead, Stickpony, the Pretty PleaseCarousel Lounge, Jan. 16 Downtown is an uphill battle on a rainy night when three of the town’s better musical options are tucked away at a cozy bar off Cameron Road near I-35. It’s no secret to local cognoscenti that the Carousel Lounge has played host to some of the best…

Who Pays?

While the economy burns, the Bush administration promotes Mars, moonshine, and marriage

Phases & Stages

Gnappy, Clarksville Jazz SessionTambaleo, Jan. 15 Filling the Tambaleo happy hour with spacious jaunts into improvisational bliss, renowned local jazz leader and bassist Harold McMillan led a quintet through a set of standards (such as “Mr. P.C.”) stretched out across a template of relaxed blues structure. With Martin Banks on trumpet, John Tull on alto…

Phases & Stages

Red Stick RamblersEgo’s, Jan. 17 Apparently the word is out on Baton Rouge’s Red Stick Ramblers. After playing Friday night at the Continental, their Saturday gig at South Congress dive Ego’s was beyond packed, and the too-small dance floor was rockin’ with the Ramblers’ rousing gumbo of traditional Cajun, hot jazz, gypsy music, Western swing,…

Austin @ Large: The University Neighborhood Overlay

The proposed University Neighborhood Overlay divides West Campus into four subdistricts, each with slightly different development rules: � Outer West Campus: Allowable heights in this area, designed as a buffer zone, would range from 45 to 90 feet. Certain uses — such as parking garages — would not be allowed in this subdistrict. � Inner…

To Your Health

I desperately need more energy. I know my adrenal glands are not up to par, and I have heard about using adrenal gland concentrate for this. Is it safe to try?

Saving Darma

A UT linguist travels to northern India in a quest to preserve the local language of the Darma Valley

About AIDS

Octopus Club has broken its own record, raising $69,669 in 2003 for the Paul Kirby Emergency Assistance Fund at AIDS Services of Austin! As always, every penny goes directly to an HIV-positive person in Austin needing financial help with rent, utilities, medications, food, and other essentials. Since 1989, Octopus Club has raised a whopping $722,613!…

Luv Doc Recommends: FronteraFest Short Fringe Best of Show

If you have been here long enough, you probably already know it, but if you haven’t, here’s Austin’s dirty little secret: There are a lot of bad musicians in this town. No, really – a lot. For every Eric Johnson, Redd Volkaert, and Rich Brotherton, there are literally hundreds, possibly thousands of blundering hacks who,…


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