January 12 • 2007

Jan 12-18, 2007 / Vol. 26 / No. 19

Cover Story

‘Juiced’: Say ‘Thanks, Bags’ in Person

The chillier this week’s Ice Capades were, the nicer it’s been to remember that baseball is around the corner. Before the Express defend the Pacific Coast League Southern Conference pennant, resulting in a heartbreaking loss to Tucson in the PCL Finals, they’ll face the team that came within a half-game of edging eventual World Series…

‘Possession Arrow’: Badgley->Razook

From: John Razook To: Shawn Badgley Time: 4:30pm, Jan. 17 Shawn: I am laid low today, my thoughts suddenly turned far from the innocent fun that is sport, particularly college basketball and the game for the ages that went down in my hometown of Stillwater, Okla., last night. You see, Shawn, I watched Why We…

‘Possession Arrow’: Badgley

From: Shawn Badgley To: John Razook Time: 11:00pm, Jan. 16 You left them for dead in a ditch on the side of a dusty trail and embraced the Kansas Jayhawks. You revoked your Mario Boggan as Big XII Player of the Year prediction and instead increased the intensity with which you rubbed Kevin Durant’s delicate…

Dist. 29 Goes to O’Day

There was one last state House race to be filled for this session, the special election runoff to fill the District 29 seat vacated due to the passing of Pearland Republican Glenda Dawson, who died in September. There wasn’t any crucial party swing in play here, as both runoff qualifiers were Republicans. Tonight’s results: Mike…

‘Possession Arrow’: Badgley->Razook

From: John Razook To: Shawn Badgley Time: 11:50pm, Jan. 15 String cheese and ginger ale? Nice. Do let me know how that turns out. Because, when the Big Thaw finally comes, it may be only those who have adapted to such a spartan diet who are fit to rule. We’ll need leaders, true men of…

Joel Osteen Swearing in Perry?

Yes, Joel Osteen is delivering the invocation for Rick Perry’s swearing in. Kinda surprising; from his Wikipedia page, he doesn’t sound nearly as Christian Taliban as Rick “Yer all going to hell” Perry would like. Oh well, different strokes. You can watch the swearing-in ceremony online here. [Ed. Note from Lee Nichols: It’s also showing…

‘Possession Arrow’: Badgley

From: Shawn Badgley To: John Razook Time: 9:49pm, Jan. 15 John: I dip my quill at halftime of the Missouri-Kansas “Border Battle.” I lament the term “Border Battle” – mostly because any interstate college sports rivalry that employs it is competing with every other interstate college sports rivalry; that is to say, there are more…

‘Possession Arrow’: Badgley->Razook

From: John Razook To: Shawn Badgley Time: 5:56pm, Jan. 12 FYI: Durant, Okla., is, in addition to being the Magnolia Capital of the great state, the headquarters of Halliburton. I don’t know what this means. I simply find it interesting. I’m also flattered – though outraged that the rest of the sporting press lets it…

Bats Debut New Goalie, Play Admirably, but Lose 2-1 to Odessa at Home

Tony Quesada (who’s only known as “New Guy,” according to Britt Dougherty in the pregame press conference in Moorsey’s Bar) made his debut Friday night at the chilly Bat Cave and played well enough to only allow two goals but still picked up the loss due to his teammates inability to give him much goal…

The Big Turnaround (and Who’s to Thank for It)

Two weeks ago, my fellow Toros blogger, Dave Mann, and I put forth a few humble suggestions for the team as a sort of antidote against what was quickly becoming a fruitless season. When we published the article, the Toros were a barely anemic 1-12 (their first victory actually coming while our story was being…

P.J. Tucker Assigned to D-League, Toros to Air on NBA TV

Former Longhorn P.J. Tucker was assigned to the Colorado 14ers of the NBA Develpoment League by the NBA’s Toronto Raptors last Friday. Tucker helped lead Colorado over the Toros on Tuesday scoring 15 points and grabbing five boards in the 14ers 95-90 win. We won’t mention what a horrible name the 14ers is. Oops, just…

‘Friday Night Lights’: Up to Now

Real high school football may be over until August, but NBC’s fictionalized account of the Dillon Panthers, currently airing Wednesdays at 7pm, is just heating up. Previously: Street’s family sues the school – and Coach Taylor; Street and Lyla reconciled; Smash’s date with Preacher’s Kid interrupted by roid-induced nosebleed; Landry helps Tim see parallels between…

‘Soccer Watch’: Spring Season Begins

It’s been a tough week Merseyside, as Londoners Arsenal blew into town and blew out Liverpool in two straight games, sending them tumbling out of both of the English cup competitions just a week into the new year. First came Saturday’s FA Cup fourth round, where the Reds were defending champs, but the visitors went…

Serato Scratch Live

So you wanna be a DJ, but you just can’t get the hang of beat-matching, and the idea of hauling around 100 pounds of delectable vinyl makes your back ache? Not to worry, Rane’s Serato Scratch Live software enables even the most diminutive of DJs to operate minus all that heavy black wax (www.rane.com/scratch.html). Not…

Notes on a Scandal

This movie with Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett is a hothouse psychodrama, full of outrageous and florid sentiments that are made semipalatable by the quality of the craftsmanship involved.

Readings

It’s hard to state exactly what makes the photos so captivating. Editor Linda Gordon suggests that Lange’s work is “saturated with conviction.”

Texas Platters

Led Zeppelin Hoot Ruta Maya International Headquarters, Jan. 3 Under a full moon and with Mother Nature providing “The Rain Song,” Led Zeppelin’s mythos and mystique transformed Ruta Maya into L.A.’s infamous “Riot House” Wednesday night for nearly seven hours. Sixty minutes in, Jade Day got Unledded with an ace Joni Mitchell tribute on “Going…

Pan’s Labyrinth

Pan’s Labyrinth catapults Guillermo del Toro to the top ranks of international filmmakers: His dark and fertile imagination appears to have no limit.

Texas Platters

Automusik, When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth Emo’s, Jan. 7 While Friday and Saturday nights at Emo’s were a nightmare for claustrophobes, 007 shows promise with the Flood’s deluge of are-we-there-yet? jams, boy/girl duo Full Stride’s metallic hellfire, Lomita’s country drone, and the Lord Henry’s dance dance revolution. The Crack Pipes’ solid soul revue on Saturday…

Texas Platters

Chili Cold BloodLips (Bloodchili) If only every rock song were as gritty and raw as “Black Ass Woman.” Sadly, the occasional Texas funk slips in, and while wincefully nostalgic, we miss Chili Cold Blood’s gutbucket blues. Lips, CCB’s fifth LP, takes the local trio’s stomp, subtracts the trashcan mic and kitchen recording, and adds in…

Code Name: The Cleaner

For anyone venturing to see this so-called comedy, it will be hard to remember that Cedric the Entertainer is actually funny. Or rather, he can be.

Soccer Watch

It’s been a tough week Merseyside, as Londoners Arsenal blew into town and blew out Liverpool in two straight games, sending them tumbling out of both of the English cup competitions just a week into the new year. First came Saturday’s FA Cup fourth round, where the Reds were defending champs, but the visitors went…

Texas Platters

RokkatoneIn This Life (Grover) As rock steady is to ska, so is RokkaTone to the Stingers ATX. Jonny Meyers and Wayne Myers syncopate their latter band’s walking basslines into reggae’s romantic precursor with groovy panache. Aaron Lack’s steel drum, Laura Phelan’s toy piano, and Myers’ backbone trombone and melodica give In This Life its Caribbean…

Deep Inside the ‘Labyrinth’

The film itself isn’t the only thing remarkable about Pan’s Labyrinth: The tie-in Web site is equally compelling. Accompanied by a prerecorded spiel/explanation from the filmmaker, the site allows online access to del Toro’s actual sketchbook of designs, ideas, and cryptic doodlings – kept since the early Nineties – that eventually resulted in Pan’s Labyrinth…

Primeval

A news crew goes upriver in South Africa to capture a fearsome 25-foot crocodile and also tangles with a local warlord.

TCB

Emo’s surfaces on Playboy.com, a California label floats Austin’s punk scene, SXSW volunteers swim upstream, and a flock of dead birds reminds TCB of their distinguished pop-music ancestors

Texas Platters

MundiThe Book & the Flower (International Rain) If music indeed comes in two varieties, bad and good, then the latter never goes out of style – even if it’s seven centuries old. Since no one’s getting rich perfecting ancient and traditional European music, Mundi plays from the heart. The Austin instrumentalists – bassist Mario González,…

Alpha Dog

It’s a soggy true-crime drama – too serious to be trashy, too trashy to be serious.

Texas Platters

Papa MaliDo Your Thing (Fog City) If Do Your Thing conjures Dr. John with a dose of Lone Star mojo and a hint of Tom Waits gris-gris, that’s a high compliment to Papa Mali. Malcolm Welbourne’s childhood was steeped in the bayous of Louisiana and his adulthood in the lengthy Texas tenure of reggae’s Killer…

Stomp the Yard

Although littered with clichés and shopworn manipulations, this film’s intervening dance sequences are so captivating that it’s almost possible to forget you’ve seen this movie a hundred times before.

Texas Platters

AUX AUX’s self-titled debut EP, evoking the stacked-heel prancers of glam’s mid-Seventies heyday and latter-day scions like Muse, lacks only a feather boa. Its louche trappings can’t slur away an undercooked song or two, but overall, the Austin quartet displays both decadence and depth. Midtempo opener “Carousel” and “Lighthouse” are prototypical Brit-rock, frayed around the…

DVD Watch

The Haunted Strangler, Corridors of Blood, First Man Into Space, and The Atomic Submarine

FronteraFest 2007: The lowdown

Now that you’ve met a few of the players, it’s time to figure out what to go see and when. This year’s Short Fringe – the traditional showcase of performances 25 minutes or less – runs Jan. 16 through Feb. 17, Tuesday-Saturday, at Hyde Park Theatre, 511 W. 43rd. As always, the Saturday program will…

Texas Platters

The Alice RosePhonographic Memory The power-pop ballads produced by the Alice Rose represent the dripping beads of wax from forgotten flames and moonlit candles, the romanticized effects of time and distance on one’s Phonographic Memory. Led by the sincere and seductive cull of singer and guitarist JoDee Purkeypile’s sweet falsetto, “Light Up” rekindles the carpe…

‘No American Talent’: Coming around the Mountain from faraway lands

The new series at Okay Mountain is titled “No American Talent” in loving tribute to Arthouse’s annual “New American Talent” show, which is limited to “all-American” artists. In its series, Okay Mountain – which has used satirical exhibition titles in the past – is showcasing artists from outside our borders to demonstrate that the primacy…

Naked City

Quote of the Week “We cannot continue to have what we had these past few years. We need to hold hands and get along.” – Rep. Jim Pitts, R-Waxahachie, as he withdrew his challenge to Tom Craddick for speaker of the Texas House Headlines• The 80th Texas Legislature convened Tuesday, with the much-belabored House speaker’s…

Arts Review

TexARTS’ Big River, its first foray into full-scale musical production, was more than impressive; it was energetic, entertaining, and joyous

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Adapted from Patrick Süskind’s heretofore unadaptable cult novel about an olfactory vampire in 18th-century France, Perfume is a gorgeous but woefully overlong and ultimately misguided mess.

Arts Review

There’s a lot of improv to be seen in Austin, and much of it is good; the Available Cupholders are an excellent example of why and how

Volver

No working male director loves the community of women more than Almodóvar, and Volver is his ode of love to women’s congress and fortitude.

Arts Review

Volitant Gallery’s pairing of Katy O’Connor and Jennifer Drummond works so well, you might want to gather some friends and go picnic in the woods by way of celebration

Luv Doc Recommends: Star of Texas Tattoo Art Revival

If you could put anything on your body, what would it be? Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and the Budweiser Bikini Team? Almond oil and the Wilson brothers? A gimp suit and a ball gag? Or maybe you’re looking for something more permanent, something that says something about who you are and what you believe in.…


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