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The Pet Issue: Animals Working It

Here around our office, we’ve got a certain staff member with better work habits than most of us – Chrondog Hank, who unflaggingly keeps tabs on the squirrels in our atrium, greets visitors with a warm wag, and never complains about a case of the Mondays or the crummy state of media. For our second…

Pink Narcissus

Pink Narcissus 1971, NR, 65 min. Directed by James Bidgood, Starring Don Brooks, Bobby Kendall, Charles Ludlam. Drama about one man’s elaborate erotic fantasies is a landmark of independent queer cinema.

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Last week’s story “Ann Kitchen 1, Precourt Sports Ventures Nil” incorrectly attributed a quote by Columbus Partnership CEO Alex Fischer to the Columbus Dispatch when in fact the quote came from the Austin American-Statesman.

Soccer Watch

The U.S. Soccer Federation holds its presidential election this Saturday, Feb. 10, with more than 500 members of the National Council expected to cast ballots, for an intriguing cast of eight candidates: USSF vice president Carlos Cordeiro, Soccer United Marketing president Kathy Carter, former pro players and current broadcasters Kyle Martino and Eric Wynalda, former…

Candidate Hooky

The coalition working to stop Austin ISD from merging Norman and Sims elementary schools bristled this weekend when none of the candidates it invited to a Saturday forum on accountability showed up. Billed as a “Politicians Accountability Session,” the group had hoped to host several candidates running for office in state House District 46 and…

Texas Platters

Some boys were born to be dirty old men. Launched in 1974, these prurient-minded wielders of sophomoric good humor and fake genitalia have evolved into cackling graybeard groovers whose vintage lends a twisted respectability to their blue-lit loutishness. Produced by Shawn Sahm, who met the Uranium Savages at the Soap Creek Saloon when he was…

Texas Platters

Since Wild Child’s 2011 debut Pillow Talk, the bittersweet vocal interplay of Kelsey Wilson and Alexander Beggins has built ever more exuberant pop. Three full-lengths later, Expectations subtly modifies that formula. Opening with the ukulele charm of “Alex” and soft sway to “Eggshells,” the album begins in familiar territory before Wilson takes control with the…

Texas Platters

Très Oui’s 10 tracks of jangle are determined to fill Austin’s deficit of Eighties sophisti-pop. The fourpiece’s debut hurtles forward in a tangle of saccharine dream-rock-on-speed and ambient interludes, a twee motif balanced by nimble guitarist Steven Garcia, whose licks align with DIIV or Real Estate. “Song 4 U,” fleshed out by frantic keyboards, finds…

Headlines

CodeNEXT draft three – the proposed land development code overhaul – will be released on Monday, Feb. 12; Austinites should soon receive information about upcoming public hearings to share concerns on the terms and conditions of the pending code. For more info, see “CodeMESS,” Feb. 9, or any Chronicle back issue in the past year.…

Texas Platters

PartyWizard believes in you like a hard rock life coach. Debut LP In the Mask Not of the Mask slings posi-vibes metal and begins running down its self-help checklist at marching speed. Rushing with late-Seventies urgency, the Wizards grind out head-nodding sludge, with front guru Oriah Lonsdale half barking, half growling platitudes to love your…

Texas Platters

A breakup diary in the key of Dave Matthews, Sleeping With the Lights On laments an ex that didn’t reciprocate love. Since Jeff Bryant continually asks her to change, she’s better off without him. Laced with a heavy John Mayer influence (“Not Gonna Run”) and some Ed Sheeran (“Let It In”), the debut follows suit…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

G. Gordon Liddy (of Watergate fame) used to like to sing German lieder (romantic art songs from the 19th century). The swivel chair was invented by Thomas Jefferson and was the chair on which he drafted the Declaration of Independence in 1776. Some red-sided garter snakes pretend to shift genders upon emerging from hibernation. Snakes…


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