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Here … As I noted last week, the Austin Bold continue to prepare for their debut in the USL Championship in a few weeks, holding their first closed-door scrimmages in Round Rock and at their home at COTA, where stadium construction races on in preparation for the home opener on March 30 against San Antonio…

What’cha Watchin’?

Broad City (Comedy Central/Hulu) Excuse me while I write one out for the final season of Broad City. For the past four seasons, creators Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer have accurately shown the good, the bad, and the ugly of your 20s in their fictional yet semiautobiographical blessing of a show. The season five premiere…

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This One Hurts: We may have eaten our last cheeseburger special at Nau’s Enfield Drug. The Westside landmark drugstore and soda fountain ceased food service last month, citing diminishing sales and competition from nearby cafes. According to CultureMap, owner Laura Labay is seeking solutions, from new investors to a GoFundMe campaign, but prospects are bleak.…

Defend Our Hoodz Gets Mixed Up With Arts District, Presidium, Chronicle

Last Friday morning, Feb. 8, about 3am, a small group of people vandalized the offices of Jim Hightower on San Marcos Street. They threw rocks through two windows and spray-painted slogans – “Art Wash” and “Sellouts Fuck Off” – across the front wall. The assault appears to have been directed at Austin Creative Alliance, whose…

Quote of the Week

“Keep up that fight. Bring it to your schools. You don’t have to be indoctrinated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you on socialism from birth. You don’t have to do it.” – Donald Trump Jr., warming up the crowd at his daddy’s MAGArama in El Paso Monday night. #BeBest, y’all.

Luv Doc: Lucky You

How can someone who has experienced such wealth and plenitude ever hope to live a life free of tortured conscience?

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Myra Franklin of Cardiff, Wales, has a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for watching The Sound of Music on the big screen 940 times. Ancient Romans got high off eating the salema porgy fish. Pliny the Elder wrote in his Natural History that contact with menstrual blood “turns new wine sour, crops…


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