

Cover Story
The Ups and Downs of Comedy
Hanging with the stand-ups for a look into the life
Julie’s Top Five x Two (= 10)
A list of some good and bad things to make the news
This Week’s Waste of Time
Free games for racing cars and eating meat
Longhorn Basketball Spars With Huskies
In this corner …
Cards Are Wild
More Wild Card categories to add to my Top 10 list
The Derby Dozen(ish)
2010’s local and global Roller Derby highlights
They Are Going to Eat You!
The year in filmishness, 2010.
Polygamist Prophet Update
After fifth pretrial hearing, Jeffs still without counsel
‘Austin Chronicle’ Cover 1/7
…all the way…
Hickenlooper Lobbies for ‘Casino Jack’
George Hickenlooper on his Jack Abramoff film
When a Tree Falls in Central Austin, Can You Hear Macy’s Slamming Shut?
Macy’s announces the closing of its Highland Mall location
The Social Disease
2010 was the year social media was ready for its closeup
Newsgeist: 1/5/10
The spirit of the news
Prophet in Need of Attorney
Jeffs can’t delay trial until he finds counsel
Boutique of the Week: Blackbird Clothes and Curios
Elegant, grown-up Goth at Blackbird
Austin Rockin’ 1/3/11
Audra Schroeder fills in your Free Week!
John Bolton for Paxton
Speaker hopeful gets the mustache vote from ex-UN ambassador
Indoor Fireworks
Black Joe and Grupo Fantasma bang on into 2011
Bedside Manner: Treehouse Tomes
Up in the air with Klosterman, Murakami, and more
Newsgeist: 1/3/10
The spirit of the news
Puttin’ on the Ikkicon
Cosplay at the anime gathering
Tiny Furniture
Tiny Furniture 2010, NR, 98 min. Directed by Lena Dunham, Starring Lena Dunham, Laurie Simmons, Grace Dunham, Jemima Kirke, Alex Karpovsky. After college, a woman returns home to her mother’s house while she tries to figure out what to do with her life. Each feature in this series is paired with a short film made…
Maniac
Maniac 1980, R, 87 min. Directed by William Lustig, Starring Joe Spinell, Caroline Munro, Abigail Clayton, Tom Savini. Lustig made a name for himself with this controversial early film in which a man who suffers from well-deserved mommy issues kills and scalps numerous young women. Rob Bottin and Tom Savini provide the makeup effects.
Newsgeist: 12/31/10
The spirit of the news
Venturing into Anime
Ikkicon returns for fifth New Year with Adult Swim star
After A Fashion
Your Style Avatar hits the rewind button and is on a glitter-soaked loop
My Hooptie: Kate’s Cost Comparison*
Why Kate no longer needs to buy a second car
Page Two: Discovering Enough
End-of-year thoughts at the start of another day
Critics’ Picks for Dec. 31 – Jan. 6
Critics’ Picks for Dec. 31 – Jan. 6 Marjorie Baumgarten The Fighter Black Swan 127 Hours Kimberley Jones Black Swan Four Lions The Fighter Marc Savlov Four Lions Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale The King’s Speech
Choosing Their Words Carefully
How literary translators shrink the world down to a more manageable size
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Psychic Julianna Suranyi says Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez will make a shock announcement about a wedding and a child. According to psychic Alizon, in 2011, a shoot-out at a restaurant in a major U.S. city will see many dead. Psychic Christopher Renstrom predicts the gay marriage debate will be amicably settled between April and…
Raising Hell Over Razing Holly
Two companies cry foul over the city’s bid process
Phases & Stages
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Def Jam/Roc-a-Fella) “I embody every characteristic of the egotistic,” boasts Kanye West during “Power,” a self-defining anthem of solitary confinement. Somehow that’s an understatement. As the song’s sample reiterates, West is the modern manifestation of King Crimson’s “21st Century Schizoid Man.” He’s a constant contradiction – seriously funny,…
The Hightower Report
Offshoring Lawyers; and A Bad Case of ASS
Still a House Divided in Speaker’s Race
Why can’t Republicans get along?
Phases & Stages
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer (Elektra) As one of Southern rap’s underground kings via Atlanta Soul Food pioneers Goodie Mob, Thomas DeCarlo Callaway thumped strange fruit atop hip-hop’s house of thugs. Church rang the cannon ball MC’s big brass bells, and by 2002’s Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections, the 5-square-foot force of nature…
Ciné-Varda
AFS Essential Cinema: Agnes on Agnès
NAACP and LULAC: Texas Education System Violates Federal Law
State board members say they’re just whining
Wine of the Week
Surprise your host with something bubbly, breakable, or brilliant
Noms at 3am
For the young and not-so, for those with kids and without alike, this is the time of year we return to the right life: the nightlife. Perhaps the third cup of grog gives us a second wind, or maybe it’s the heady days of oncoming flu that inspire us to drink and dance on winter…
Willingham Family Appeals to Third Court
Family hopes to see last week’s ruling overturned
Phases & Stages
Glasser Ring (True Panther Sounds) Cameron Mesirow extends her invitation thusly: “If the walls were too thin, you would break right in.” The hypnotic beat of “Apply” lures us into the first room of the Brooklyn singer’s intimate debut LP, and we spend the rest of Ring in one of her design. While there’s a…
TV Eye: Wish List
Looking back and looking forward
Pierce Shooting: ‘Still About Four Murders’
Details of struggle still sketchy
Food-o-File
2010 was a smorgasbord for foodies from the food trailer frenzy to the bakery bonanza
Drink Upscale
Post-classic cocktails for the holidays
Off the Record
From Cactusgate to Casual Victim Pile, the year in local music ends with the tragic death of drummer Bill Maddox
Phases & Stages
Brian Eno Small Craft on a Milk Sea (Warp) Bryan Ferry Olympia (Astralwerks) Wyatt, Atzmon & Stephen For the Ghosts Within (Domino) Music is meditation for Brian Eno, so it’s fitting that portions of Small Craft on a Milk Sea – a collaboration with guitarist Leo Abrahams and pianist Jon Hopkins – sound like they’re…
Day Trips
The Charles Noyes Memorial created by Pompeo Coppini is a tribute to a son who passed on too soon
Point Austin: Back to the Color Line
Texas turns back the clock on racial justice
Phases & Stages
Elton John/Leon Russell The Union (Decca) Rather than a true joining together, The Union delivers the best Elton John/Bernie Taupin album in decades thanks to Leon Russell’s Dixie omnipresence. The team behind 1970’s Tumbleweed Connection and Honky Château (’72) contribute eight of 14 tunes, the best of which, “Gone to Shiloh,” sounds like a Leon…
Gay Place
Gay Place says there’s safety in these (phone) numbers for New Year’s Eve
City Hall Hustle: The Mystery of the Mayor’s Desk
Wherein many questions are asked … and zilch are answered
Event Menu
Forget those dieting resolutions, and hit one of these classes and events instead
Arts Review
This show of zingmagazine back issues and artifacts: 100% fascinating
Res Publica
Citizens’ calendar, Dec. 30-Jan. 6
Phases & Stages
Bob Dylan The Witmark Demos: 1962-1964 The Bootleg Series Vol. 9 (Columbia) At the time of these recordings, the term singer-songwriter didn’t exist. Even Dylan’s first album, released before the making of these demos, contained only two originals. These 47 songs, then, mark a dramatic change in the music business. Dylan, stripped to vocal, guitar,…
Arts Review
What may seem initially to be dark images of pain are also a wild revel of color
Headlines
Some of the week’s biggest news
Phases & Stages
Robert Plant Band of Joy (Rounder) Without co-star Alison Krauss or marquee Texan producer T Bone Burnett, Robert Plant’s latest solo outing suffers the expected sequel slump. Band of Joy lacks the subtle grace and evocative restraint of 2007’s Raising Sand, even as local ringer Patty Griffin’s lilting harmony tops Richard Thompson’s “House of Cards”…
Austin Poetry Slam
Mike Henry bid adieu to the slam he hosted for 15 years
Naked City
News briefs from Austin, the region, and beyond
Letters at 3AM: Improvising the Coming World
A planetary culture is crystallizing
It’s Nice To Car Share
The more hands on the wheel, the merrier
ColdTowne Theater
The cream of local comedy leaves improv for one night to present a pair of plays
Soccer Watch
Busy week in the EPL, and more
Phases & Stages
Annie Lennox A Christmas Cornucopia (Decca) Cornucopia’s muscularly pagan arrangement of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” is the centerpiece of this standard Christmas-album-with-a-twist. Annie Lennox makes anything compelling; the video for “Gentlemen” is high art, with the singer decked out in a Victorian fantasy that befits the traditional (“The First Noel”) and the nontraditional (“See…
Vinyl Ashes
A gray vinyl 7-inch with your exit songs?
Austin Toros
Toros host Tulsa for two
DVD Watch
Modern, indeed
Plug In, Turn On, Drive Off
When do we get to share electric cars?
Oops!
In “A Bumper-to-Bumper Crop of MoPac Proposals,” News, Dec. 24, we mistakenly attributed the following quote to the League of Bicycling Voters: “It’s understandable that much of the focus would be on cars, but it seems extremely shortsighted and out of step with the stated goals of multi-modal transportation that there is no mention of…
Football Watch
Michael Vick’s dramatic comeback year
Gen X from Glasnost to Putin
AFS Doc Tour: My Perestroika
Car2Go Cheat Sheet
Insider tips from a Car2Go connoisseur
Disc Golf Face-Off Moves East
Opponents say disc golf would destroy nature preserve
Gulliver’s Travels
In this update of the satiric Jonathan Swift novel, Jack Black plays s travel writer who becomes lost on the island of Lilliput.
Luv Doc Recommends: New Year’s Eve With the Diamond Smugglers and Pong
Good to finally put a fork in 2010. The prepubescence of the 21st century has been hell so far, but maybe things will turn around in 2011. After all, it’s a brand-new year, right? Anything can happen, and that’s sort of the problem. We’re currently overwhelmed by ominous signs of an impending apocalypse, and God…









