December 28 • 2018

Dec 28, 2018 - Jan 3, 2019 / Vol. 38 / No. 18

2018’s Top 10 Quotes of the Week

1) Quote of the Year: “I’m so fucking proud of you guys!” – U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke, thanking supporters as he conceded his race to unseat Sen. Ted Cruz. (Nov. 9) 2) “We do not understand what motivated him to do what he did.” – Then-Interim Police Chief Brian Manley, announcing the death of Mark…

Soccer Watch: Top 10 Soccer Stories of 2018

The top two items on the list are the same as last year, but considerably further along. 1) Is Austin finally a Major League city? It’s ever so close now. With a McKalla Place stadium contract in hand, we’re waiting only for PSV’s divorce from Columbus, Ohio, to be finalized before Major League Soccer officially…

Top 10 Disturbing Luv Doc Online Illustrations for 2018

It’s been a big year for Luv Doc art. Below are my choices for the Top 10 most disturbing Luv Doc illustrations of 2018 ranked from least disturbing (10) to most disturbing (1). Please feel free to stridently disagree with me in the comments section. You can also go find your own alternate choices by…

Richard Whittaker’s Top 10 Films of 2018

1) Blindspotting No film was more hilarious, lyrical, or needed. Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal unleashed a stone-cold masterpiece. 2) You Were Never Really Here An astounding poem to the devastating impact of violence and the potential for redemption. 3) Avengers: Infinity War The audacity of pulling together 18 films, the agony of “I don’t…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

According to psychic Betsey Lewis, Pope Francis may resign in 2019. According to psychics Craig and Jane Hamilton-Parker, a Trump family member will have a near-fatal accident in 2019 and Donald Trump will be taken ill. It won’t be life-threatening, but maybe something like a perforated bowel. According to psychic Jeanne Mayell, technological discoveries bridging…

Josh Kupecki’s Top 10 Films of 2018

1) Roma A filmmaker known for his unrelenting bravado behind the camera dials it back a few f-stops for a sweeping yet intimate epic. 2) Shoplifters Who says you can’t choose your family? A happenstance gang circumvents that with poignancy and hilarity. 3) First Reformed Ethan Hawke floored me, and while Paul Schrader wanders a…

Oops!

In the Dec. 21 issue, Mr. Smarty Pants wrote that the longest path one could walk in a straight line without hitting a lake, sea, or ocean begins by heading eastward from near Shanghai, ending on the Atlantic coast in Liberia. For those planning to make the trek, please note that this should have said…

Marjorie Baumgarten’s Top 10 Films of 2018

1) Roma A maid’s story becomes an instant classic as a result of impeccable artistry in front of and behind the camera. 2) Leave No Trace A father and daughter live apart from the world, but why? 3) The Rider A young cowboy struggles with a pressing need to redefine what it means to be…

Steve Davis’ Top 10 Films of 2018

1) Eighth Grade In this painfully astute dramedy, an insecure 13-year-old struggles to emerge from her miserable cocoon. Been there! 2) Isle of Dogs An artful American animated feature grounded in a humane, Japanese aesthetic. The year’s sweetest movie. 3) Can You Ever Forgive Me? A compact drama about re-invention starring tag-team performances by Melissa…

Marc Savlov’s Top 10 Films of 2018

1) First Reformed Hawke’s Calvinist priest drowning in a crisis of faith is soul-shattering. Paul Schrader’s script and direction is merciless. 2) You Were Never Really Here A gnarly, nasty portrait of righteousness subsumed by rage, Joaquin Phoenix’s ex-soldier brings the war back home. 3) Roma More gravitas than Gravity and all the more human…

Headlines

Council’s Not Here! Austin City Council comes back Jan. 7 for the inauguration of its two new and four re-elected members. The next proper meeting isn’t until the end of January. The Travis County Commissioners Court, on the other hand, will have a voting session Thursday, Jan. 3, 2019, if you’re in want of a…

Danielle White’s Top 10 Films of 2018

1) Thunder Road Jim Cummings writes, directs, and gives a stunning performance that is both heartbreaking and cringingly awkward. 2) Madeline’s Madeline Experimental drama explores the space between imagination and reality, while asking who owns the stories we tell. 3) The Favourite Quasi-historical satire delivers gorgeous backdrops and deliciously bitchy performances. 4) Mandy Panos Cosmatos’…

Matthew Monagle’s Top 10 Films of 2018

1) Burning Youth, obsession, and mortality all intersect in the hardest film of 2018 to shake. 2) The Rider The powerful story of a broken cowboy who must move beyond – not reclaim – his family tradition. 3) Leave No Trace Ben Foster is incredible as a man who knows his daughter is paying for…


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