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Cooking Tent Demos

Following the festival’s success at our new home at Fiesta Gardens, we are happy to announce the Cooking Tent is back in the same location as last year, closer to all the action. As always, students and chef instructors from our sponsoring partner, Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts, will prepare the salsas in…

‘Peace, Love, and Chiles, Baby!’

Leaving a place at the table for our friend Jill Welcome one and all to the 23rd annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival! We’ve completely settled into our new home at Fiesta Gardens on the shady banks overlooking Lady Bird Lake, and we’re throwing the year’s hottest party in honor of our departed friend, Jill…

Quote of the Week

“Jeff, thanks for your support” – Attorney General Greg Abbott, responding to Denton attorney Jeff Rutledge’s tweet calling Sen. Wendy Davis a “Retard Barbie.”

Contest & Festival Facts

Admission The Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival requests that you pay an admission fee in the form of three nonperishable food items to be donated to the Capital Area Food Bank of Texas. A collection site will be set up at the entrance to Fiesta Gardens. Contest At the heart of The Austin Chronicle Hot…

New in Print

The Hot Sauce Cookbook by Robb Walsh Ten Speed Press, 144 pp., $16.99  I’ll now confess my former ignorance. Despite my unabashed love for fiery foods all these years, I’ve been spelling and pronouncing “habanero” the wrong way. Maybe you have been, too. As it turns out, the famously hot chile’s name should be spelled…

Texas Platters

Kingdom of Suicide Lovers Distant Waves (Super Secret Records) Applying dystopian narratives to an equally bleak post-punk pallet, Kingdom of Suicide Lovers crafted a riveting, tonally dark debut. Self-released by the local trio on CD last year (revisit “Texas Platters,” Sept. 21), Distant Waves maintained enough presence to merit a new vinyl pressing on ATX…

Civics 101

Thursday 22 PLANNING AND DEVELOPMENT PROCESS TRAINING Annual training sessions to educate the public about the city’s development process. Environmental review walkthrough: 10am. Tree planting techniques: 1:30pm. Development Assistance Center nuts and bolts: 3pm. One Tex­as Center, 505 Barton Springs Rd., 512/974-2698. Free. www.austintexas.gov. WATERSHED ORDINANCE The Lower Colorado River Authority is currently reviewing the…

Texas Platters

Sam Baker Say Grace Sam Baker’s fourth LP won’t surprise anyone familiar with his music, except that the local songwriter continues to extract extraordinarily evocative ballads from the minutia of ordinary life. Keeping production sparse but polished, Baker’s hard-hewn and halting voice carries the emotions of tragedy and grace as both witness and participant (recall…

Headlines

› Amid all the budget talks, City Council meets today (Aug. 22) to address a slew of agenda items, including taking public comments on the budget, hammering out the selection process for applicants looking to get in on free Google Fiber services next year, and defining ridesharing as a mode of transportation that should not…

Texas Platters

David Garza Human Tattoo (Cosmica) No accident Elliott Smith’s family trusted David Garza to host a bicoastal tribute to the late pop mystic. Austin’s musical polymath shares Smith’s lyrical intimacy offset by a restless, amniotic instrumentalism. Lo-fi intent meets surround sound execution, beginning with Garza’s overall statement of purpose in opener “Creation,” wherein self-reflection turns…

Food Events

Sushi 101 Dinner & Demo Sushi chef Triet Huynh presents a hands-on sushi preparation class followed by a multicourse dinner. Reserve by phone. Fri., Aug. 23, 6:30pm. Finn & Porter, 500 E. Fourth, 512/493-4900. $70. › ‘Bacon Nation’ Cooking Class Recipe developer Marie Rama, co-author of Bacon Nation, teaches recipes from the book. Reserve by…

Soccer Watch

The Texas Longhorns open their regular season Friday night, hosting the Georgia Bulldogs at 7pm at Myers Stadium, off Red River at Manor Road. Tickets are $7, or buy a $40 “Orange Card” good for every home game, if you order by noon Friday, at www.texassports.com or 512/232-3865. All of the Horns’ home games will…

The Luv Doc: An Unhappy Spirit

Luv Doc, My mother-in-law is a hippy-dippy type and whenever she visits she claims that she feels the presence of an unhappy spirit in our guest bedroom. Who does that? Even if I believed in ghosts (which I don’t), what am I supposed to do with that information? Am I supposed to call Ghostbusters or…

Texas Platters

Sara Hickman Shine (Kirtland) Shine echoes Sara Hickman’s Two Kinds of Laughter (1998), where guitar freak Adrian Belew’s off-kilter sensibilities lent her songs a tantalizing edge. Here, she lends the reins to L.A. soundtracker Jim Jacobsen (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction), who performs almost all the music. Much like Belew, Jacobsen provides eclectic soundscapes and a…

Paranoia

This techno-thriller starring Liam Hemsworth, Harrison Ford, and Gary Oldman arrives inert.

Texas Platters

Court Yard Hounds Amelita (Columbia) The Dixie Chicks’ amicable but indefinite hiatus hasn’t ruled out the occasional reunion, but despite the not-so-bad blood, competition lurks. Two months after frontwoman Natalie Maines released her brooding solo debut, sisters Emily Robison and Martie Maguire counter with saccharine sophomore effort Amelita. As their side project begins to feel…

Jobs

Ashton Kutcher plays Apple visionary Steve Jobs in this unrevealing biopic.

Texas Platters

Charlie Faye You Were Fine, You Weren’t Even Lonely (Wine & Nut) “It’s worth reminding you again of the scribblers of those melancholy tunes,” croons Charlie Faye gently on “Conspiracy of the Sad Song,” capturing slow heartbreak as it unravels across the Austin-based troubadour’s third disc. Written and recorded as her five-year relationship with local…

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013, PG-13, 130 min. D: Harald Zwart; with Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan, Kevin Zegers. Within our modern world lives another world, one of demons and demon hunters, as well as werewolves and vampires. After her mother disappears, Clary Fray (Collins) discovers she is from a long…

You’re Next

What begins on a familiar slasher/home-invasion note quickly escalates into a hellishly suspenseful, take-zero-prisoners affair.

Eat the Heat

Yep, that’s right – a hot sauce festival in August. And not just any old hot sauce fest: The Austin Chronicle’s long-running annual exercise in sinus-clearing masochism is the largest hot sauce festival in the world. The 23rd annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival takes place Sunday, Aug. 25, 11am-5:30pm, at Fiesta Gardens. Admission is free with…

Who’s OOB 2013

Without the monetary muscle of a Moontower or a Fun Fun Fun Fest, the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival hasn’t been able to book the big names among national laughmakers, but the festival has always hosted quality talent, whether familiar (Kids in the Hall’s Kevin McDonald, 30 Rock’s Scott Adsit and John Lutz) or not…

The Egg & I

How an experimental treatment for major depression introduced me to the medical magnet and the return of ‘energetic’ medicine

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Due to the budget constraints, the American cast and crew (including George Lucas) of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope all flew coach to England. When Carrie Fisher’s mother, Debbie Reynolds, complained to Lucas that it was insulting for her daughter to fly coach; Fisher interjected: “Mother, I want to fly coach. Will you…

In a World …

Lake Bell wrote, directed, and stars in this ambitious comedy about about a female voiceover artist trying to make it in Hollywood.

Celebrity Judges

This year’s distinguished panel of judges includes: Randy Clemens: Clemens is a graduate of the California School of Culinary Arts and has written for Gourmet, Saveur, Wine Enthusiast, Los Angeles magazine, and Beer Advocate. He is the author of the bestselling The Sriracha Cookbook, the brand-new The Veggie-Lover’s Sriracha Cookbook, and The Craft of Stone Brewing Co., all from Ten…

Exhibitionism

Tutto Theatre’s stage adaptation of Douglass Stott Parker’s poetry is less a play than a cool presentation of poems

Wal-Mart Clan Buys Tex-Mex Site

Hard to believe that the shuttered Nuevo Leon restaurant – once a popular spot for Democratic campaign fundraisers and kickoffs – is now owned by an entity tied to a company Austinites have battled for more than a decade: Wal-Mart. An investment group called WPC LLC – an arm of Walton Enterprises, the holding company…

Exhibitionism

The Motherfucker With the Hat Hyde Park Theatre, 511 W. 43rd, 512/479-7529 www.capitalt.org Through Aug. 31 Running time: 2 hr. I’ve known people like Ralph D in The Motherfucker With the Hat, currently being produced by Capital T Theatre. Mostly young people and Objectivists, but ex-addicts are capable of that same solipsistic benevolence – a…

Texas Platters

Hickoids Hairy Chafin’ Ape Suit (Saustex) Nearly a quarter century in the making, the Hickoids’ first full-length since 1989’s Waltz a Crossdress Texas jumps the temporal gap with the pickled temerity of a low-rent stuntman. During their booze-fueled initial run (1985-1992), no one could’ve imagined this renegade cowpunk outfit surviving with well-oiled purpose into 2013,…

Exhibitionism

Texas Choral Consort’s performance proved how strikingly different Brahms’ Requiem is and how compassionate


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