The Luv Doc: Sandwich Bags and Chocolate Syrup

Dear Luv Doc, I just realized my shopping list for this week is small sandwich bags and chocolate syrup. Do I need to get a life? (At least I don’t have a cat!) Talking about looking: How do I meet that smokin’ hot girl in your “date locally” ad? She tops (and I mean that…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Every second about 100 lightning bolts hit the ground somewhere on Earth. Right now, there are about 1,800 thunderstorms in progress. According to Tim O’Neill on Quora.com, for almost all of the Middle Ages – c. 500 to 1500 AD – the official Church position on so-called witches was that they didn’t exist. Neurologists believe…

Soccer Watch

Whose House? Our House! The Austin Aztex dropped a 2-1 decision at the LA Galaxy II last Sunday to fall to 2-3 on the season. The good news: They’re back in the friendly confines of House Park for the next three weeks – in what feels like a key stretch of games in the early…

Phases & Stages

Reggae Fest Auditorium Shores, April 17 Ever gotten a new carpet and then started freaking out if a little mud got tracked on it? If so, you understand concerts at Auditorium Shores. Since the park’s east lawn reopened for South by Southwest after undergoing a barely noticeable multimillion-dollar renovation, a case of “turf paranoia” has…

Food Events

Austin Food & Wine Festival Austin’s biggest foodie confab returns with celebrity chefs and appearances from Texas’ brightest culinary talent. It’s like ACL, except you won’t need earplugs. April 24-26. www.austinfoodandwinefestival.com. eighth Annual Off-Centered Film Fest The Alamo Drafthouse Cinema and Dogfish Head Craft Brewery host three days of “Yacht Rockin’.” Full schedule online, but…

Phases & Stages

Old Settler’s Music Festival Salt Lick Pavilion, Driftwood, April 18 For 28 years, Old Settler’s has endured its share of inclement weather, a consequence of occurring during rainy season. This year’s storms hit both Friday and Saturday. On the latter day, Oklahoma’s JD McPherson began rocking and rolling as the sky opened up with an…

Phases & Stages

Gruesome subject matter, dissonant riffs, time-signature-smashing blast beats; what’s a young death metal band to do in a subgenre now notching three decades of extremes? Diversify its portfolio. Scandinavian paragons of aural brutality including Opeth (prog), Amorphis (folk), and Entombed (rock) stomped left-hand paths, but few acts appear as capable as Tribulation of taking this…

Phases & Stages

We first met Father John Misty as Maryland native Josh Tillman, drummer for Philly post-rock act Saxon Shore at the turn of the millennium. After moving to Seattle and becoming a prolific singer-songwriter, he joined Fleet Foxes in 2008 after a slew of solo releases, three of which appeared on local imprint Western Vinyl after…

Phases & Stages

Los Angeles-via-Vancouver songwriter Tobias Jesso Jr.’s Goon comes across more like basement tapes reissued than a debut, akin to early demos from Randy Newman or Harry Nilsson – two artists he told The Guardian he’d never listened to. Tempting to call bullshit on the 29-year-old natural given that the piano balladry of Goon runs so…

Her Own Voice

The distinctive voice that got Erica Rhodes on A Prairie Home Companion finds its perfect outlet in stand-up

Climbing Mount Compost

In its past life, the steaming pile of compost at Organics “By Gosh” was jack-o’-lanterns and Christmas trees, pizza boxes and dried leaves. Coffee filters. Tree branches. Misshapen apples scorned at the grocery store. But inside the pile, where temperatures are as warm as 160 degrees, microorganisms are feeding on nitrogen- and carbon-rich organic matter…

Headlines

City Council meets today (Thursday, April 23), following its Wednesday budget workshop, with the return of a couple of vexing land use issues, and more. See “Council: If You Come to a Fork … Take It.” Texas Civil Rights Project founder Jim Harrington, 68, announced his impending (Sept­ember) retirement this week, marking 25 years since…

Quote of the Week

“Through this amendment we are facilitating the victimization of the people we are sworn to serve, protect, and lead.” – APD Chief Art Acevedo, on state open carry legislation, specifically the amendment prohibiting law enforcement from confirming whether a gun-holder has a license to carry.


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