

European Champions League Group Play Opens
And so the group stage is underway. For the most part, the home teams held serve eight games on Tuesday, and just one visiting team managed to score. And there was nary an upset (unless you count Lyon dumping Real Madrid again). It was a great week for English clubs, as Arsenal, Man…
Weekly Digest, Sept. 15, 2006
The Lady Longhorns split a pair of road games last weekend, beating New Mexico 2-1 (Ashley Foster hit the winner in overtime), then losing 1-0 at Rice. The Horns’ national ranking, up from nowhere to No. 8 last week, dropped to 23rd this week. Sic transit gloria. The Horns are back home this weekend for…
Hollywoodland
Although Hollywoodland stokes the dying embers of uncertainty regarding the 1959 death of George Reeves, TV’s Superman, it nevertheless seems that the result should be more provocative and scandalous.
Readings
A place where the ice age meets the modern world is an apt setting for Drury’s story, one that toys with the idea that “time doesn’t exist”
Hard Habit to Break
Moonlight Towers’ DIY road rage: This is you, Austin
Weed Watch
The feds are again using citizens’ dollars to campaign against citizens’ drug law reform initiatives.
Brothers of the Head
An astonishing twinning of wild imagination and drop-dead realism, Brothers of the Head is simply the most poignant and exciting mockumentary about (conjoined) sibling rivalry, revelry, and reversal of fortunes ever made.
Page Two: For the Fun of It
Reminiscing on 25 years of ‘The Austin Chronicle’ and looking forward to what’s next
Texas Platters
Scratch AcidEmo’s, Sept. 2 Up in the mosh pit, elbows flew, shins got booted, and comet blondes shot above and below, magazines of bullet sweat spraying on stage and in front of it. “Whatcha been doing these last 20 years?” shrugged vocalist David Yow, shirtless and gushing sweat 30 seconds into Scratch Acid’s hourlong assault.…
Beside the Point: Taxing Effectively
Debate should focus on meeting community needs, not arbitrary numbers
Factotum
Charles Bukowski’s Henry Chinaski is back, played by Matt Dillon in a low-key, gorgeously beery performance; it’s 100-proof Bukowski, but with a decent barkeep at the helm and Lili Taylor’s Jan on his arm. Factotum, for all its grim grind, is funny-serious and smart-stupid.
After a Fashion
Stephen dishes on celebrities local (Capitol Kia’s wide-mouthed Bill Dickason) and visiting (Quentin and Fiona), and more.
Texas Platters
TraeRestless (Rap-A-Lot/Asylum) That cold, dark place where insecurities take root nurtures Houston’s self-proclaimed “Asshole by Nature.” Forever twisting unfortunate situations into sustained abrasiveness, Trae embodies the painfully mistreated, lashing back at intrusive demons with blunt force. In the tradition of Scarface admitting, “I never seen a man cry until I seen a man die,” and…
The Hightower Report
Code Red on Deodorant Sticks; and Save Us From Our Protectors
Calvaire
Belgian horror romp Calvaire is so dead-set on being disturbing that it ends up tripping over its own hobbled feet and evoking fewer gasps than curdled little giggles.
To Your Health
What are the most effective treatments for curing and hiding the effects of vitiligo?
Texas Platters
Weird WeedsWeird Feelings (Sounds Are Active) Loneliness. Despair. These could be the emotions Austin’s Weird Weeds are referencing in the title of their latest LP. Sure, many of the songs here start out like the musical equivalent of a panic attack, but there’s also joy, pain, sunshine, and rain. Their weirdness grows from roots to…
The Revolting Door
The AFS Texas Documentary Tour: ‘The Trials of Darryl Hunt’
The Common Law
Roommates and new owners – what’s the law?
Texas Platters
Southpaw JonesBedroom Demos Vol. 1: Zero Demand Austin has its share of quirky in all art forms, but when it comes to folksingers, nobody keeps the town weirder than Southpaw Jones. Comparisons to They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Richman, and perhaps Daniel Johnston are apt, yet only Jones writes of pop culture, politics, and that…
Scripting the War
Susan O’Connor’s journey to game writing
Day Trips
Carlos Cortés continues the family tradition of making beautiful art out of concrete structures that appear to be made of wood
Texas Platters
For young women singing early-Sixties-style country, St. Patsy casts a mighty shadow. On her debut album, Introducing Miss Lauren Marie (Texas Jamboree), Miss Lauren Marie conjures the era with satiny vocals that also bear a touch of the great Kay Starr. The right-on-the-beat musicianship comes in equal doses from her band, the Two-Timin’ Three, and…
Film News
Pull the film loop tighter; plus, how to give Harry Knowles a heart attack
Plays Well With Others
Why Michelle Schumann is meant to be running the Austin Chamber Music Center
Soccer Watch
Lady Longhorns win two, and more
Texas Platters
Golden Bear (C-Side) Austin fivepiece Golden Bear is as innocent as the day it was born. Led by Chris “Grizzle” Gregory, the jubilant troupe shoos away apathy on their eponymous debut. Pied-piping listeners through dew-tapped meadows of sweet scent, opener “A Reason to Be Proud” is arena enthusiasm from a first-timer; dueling guitars battle bounce…
DVD Watch
So how does it hold up, the arch back-and-forth of these kids treading water in dead-end video-store gigs and oddly affecting affairs with underage girls?
Schumann in Concert
Gypsy Muses opens the Austin Chamber Music Center’s 2006-07 season with gypsy-themed works by Dumky, Bartok, and Brahms. Friday, Sept. 8, 7:30pm, in a private home, and Saturday, Sept. 9, 7:30pm, at First Unitarian Universalist Church, 4700 Grover. For more information, call 454-0026, or visit www.austinchambermusic.org. Pathways to Shostakovich features mezzo-soprano Elizabeth Pétillot and pianist…
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The bikes for weapons program takes off in Congo
Soldier of Morality
Spc. Mark Wilkerson learns that it’s a lot easier to get in the Army than it is to get out
TV Eye
Crazy like a mediocre lineup
‘Black and White and Read All Over’: They got the shots
‘The Austin Chronicle’ pays tribute to the often-unsung shutterbugs who have added so much to our pages with the exhibit ‘Black and White and Read All Over: ‘Austin Chronicle’ Photographers Celebrate 25 Years’
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Our latest batch
A Planner’s Paradise
A marriage of land use and transportation planning rarely seen in “property rights happy” Texas is being plotted
TCB
A pictorial history of TCB’s, and the modern Austin music scene’s, formative years
The Russell Collection: A second home Downtown
The West End space, vacated by F8 Fine Art Gallery, is now a new home for the Russell Collection, showing contemporary artwork alongside its paintings by the masters of yore
Austinites Sweep Texas Sommelier Competition
Scott Cameron, Craig Collins, and Devon Broglie
What Is the Texas Energy Center?
Is it a taxpayer-financed boondoggle for the oil and gas industry, or an economic development driver of new jobs and cutting-edge technology?
Council Notes
Wrapping up loose ends
Benefits Round-up: See Art, see Art run, see Art run and dance
Support your local nonprofits by buying prisoner art for the Inside Books Project, running a 5K for the Paramount and State theatres, and listening to Latino artists for the Austin Latino Theater Alliance
The Sauciér
This week: Soy Vay Veri Veri Teriyaki and Garlic Expressions
Election 2006
The latest dispatches from the campaign trail
Idiocracy
Mike Judge’s underrated comedy Idiocracy is the story of a man who awakes 500 years in the future to find a society so dumbed-down that he instantly becomes the smartest person alive.
Culture Flash!
Austin museums want you, and Richard Buckley conducts in the Windy City
Food-o-File
Taco Xpress reborn; Burnet blossoms; Jack Gilmore gets chile with it
Media Watch
KUT cuts another hour off John Aielli’s Eklektikos, expands Twine Time
The Wicker Man
Notorious director Neil LaBute’s well-intentioned but inadvertently silly film starring Nicolas Cage replaces the vague, sinister paganism of the original with a creepy infusion of earth-mother estrogen gone haywire.
Arts Review
Bell(e), ethos’ installation focusing on literary suicides, chucks the adolescent illusion that killing oneself is a meaningful act of passion
Event Menu
Sept. 8-15
Naked City
Quote of the Week “Jesus didn’t tell us to heal the sick unless politics gets in the way. When Jesus healed the lepers and gave the blind their sight, he didn’t stop to worry about slippery slopes and potential implications.” Democratic gubernatorial candidate Chris Bell, speaking at Southwestern University in Georgetown on TuesdayHeadlines Last…
Crossover
The story of the friendship and contrasting paths to success of two natural ballplayers, both of whom appear to be too old to be playing teens, Crossover tries hard but never makes the leap.
Arts Review
The Oliver Boberg retrospective at Lora Reynolds Gallery is a must-see, but telling you why might spoil the surprise
Habana SoCo
The food is as good as it was before the fire
Jeffs Faces Justice
Polygamist sect leader will return to Utah
Crank
Jason Statham’s Crank – despite the fact that its ever-revving mayhem is ultraviolent, sexist, and frequently offensive enough to warrant a look-see by both the ACLU and the DOJ – is pure action-film bliss.
Arts Review
D. Berman’s joint exhibition of work by Naomi Schlinke and Gladys Poorte is an illumination of the “creatorly” power of the artist in process art
Woody’s South
Much to be thankful for
The Train’s First Stop: Crestview
Developers try to capitalize on the Transit Oriented Development Ordinance in Crestview neighborhood
Broken Bridges
At first glance, Toby Keith drama Broken Bridges is about reconciliations; really, though, the movie is about the cross-marketing potential of contemporary country music full of cliché and contrived music performances.
Readings
Why fork over $13 – or $9.97, if you use the fulfillment service on Slate.com’s click-through ad – to read anything that’s free online?
Why the Texas Longhorns Must Lose This Weekend
Fathers, children, and when glorious runs come to their ends
Go Directly to Iraq; Do Not Pass Afghanistan, Do Not Collect Bin Laden
Austinites’ board game does what Bush cannot
Luv Doc Recommends: The Austin Chronicle‘s 25th Anniversary Photo Exhibit Receptions
This week the Chronicle will be celebrating its 25th anniversary with the opening of a retrospective photographic exhibit at the Austin Museum of Art. This may come as a surprise to some. The Chronicle isn’t exactly Life magazine. In comparison to other alt weeklies around the country, our editorial space is decidedly text heavy. A…






