The Luv Doc

Imitation is also the most sincere form of ridicule

Conversation is how we flush stupidity into the open so we can kill it

There is an unwritten social contract to indoor plumbing

The mighty oak begins with a tiny acorn

There is a difference between being likable and having a neurotic need to be liked

Is President Trump’s brain the same size as that of a stegosaurus?

The Luv Doc keeps a list to help him remember the things he will soon forget

The difficult conversations we don’t have are often the ones that alter the course of our lives

There’s no difference other than the equipment

Confession: The Luv Doc hates texting

Even a few thousand words from a fake doctor are not enough to fix years and years of dysfunction

How can someone who has experienced such wealth and plenitude ever hope to live a life free of tortured conscience?