The Luv Doc

A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit

Certain girls are really hot

A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap

You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili

Sometimes friends will let you down – sometimes in really big ways

The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy

Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates greater and lesser acts of bestiality

The Luv Doc loves a good metaphor

Some people defy sterotypes

You should never ignore patterns

What could be more masculine than crawling out of a dumpster?