The Luv Doc

You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili

Sometimes friends will let you down – sometimes in really big ways

The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy

Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates greater and lesser acts of bestiality

The Luv Doc loves a good metaphor

Some people defy sterotypes

You should never ignore patterns

What could be more masculine than crawling out of a dumpster?

We’re programmed to dream up worst-case scenarios as a survival mechanism

Secretly hoping it’s a 1988 Ford Escort with a whale fin spoiler

The word “immature” is both overused and ineffective