The Luv Doc

The kind of economic Übermensch G-Dubs prayed for back in ’07

The salad fork is only the sixth-longest fork

PEWOL (pronounced “pee wall”), which stands for “people without lanyards”

It’s OK for people to be wrong – horribly, obnoxiously wrong

Looking a gift horse in the mouth

Wallowing in a huge pig trough of hubris and mendacity

Western Europeans through most of the last few thousand years haven’t been very enthusiastic bathers

Good friends are going to cost you

It’s not easy to steal your daughter’s boyfriend

Mouths are undoubtedly festering cesspools of bacterial flora

Until you can get to that forest where the tree falls and no one hears it