The Luv Doc

An ass-kicking with a cheering section is still an ass-kicking

Love is the wild card of human existence

Never let insurmountable facts get in the way of your deeply entrenched belief system

The Luv Doc has a confession to make

The Luv Doc postulates on why 69 was invented

The corporate culture here at the brick bunker is that there are no bad ideas

Stealthing is sexual assault, and sexual assault is considered a second degree felony in the state of Texas

You should never trust the kind of woman who would go on a date with you

People who give a lot of thought to having a baby are both adorable and hopelessly optimistic

People are born grifters, swindlers, and loafers and are therefore deserving of our contempt

Pot, like most drugs, is pretty fucking wonderful when used recreationally

They say it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird