The Luv Doc

So much more than crazy, lust-fueled, Saturday night monkey sex followed by midmorning migas, mimosas, and a luxurious afternoon nap

More of the outlandish factual assertions, needlessly hyperbolic language, and gratuitous profanity that undermines true, legitimate journalism

Every summer day under 100 degrees means that a thousand enthusiastic well-meaning folks will move to Austin

Nobody wants to witness self-indulgent acts on a first date

70-93% of all communication is nonverbal

The Achilles heel of COVID is that it’s not deadly enough to get the attention of the real knuckle draggers

There is only one alternative to getting older, and it definitely involves not getting laid.

The kind of unforgivable transgression that can ruin a promising career.

Nothing is more dangerous than a control freak who has just figured out the situation is beyond their control.

Good shit is going to happen to other people

What good would the Luv Doc be doing if he danced around the hard topics with feeble euphemisms just to placate some nebulous, antiquated, Victorian sensibility?

The more you know about masturbation and parenting, the better off you are